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when will u be back in california.myself and the guys at the firehouse that i work at would enjoy seeing u perform and a chance to meet u. Caio,Ernesto




Did you have a good Christmas? Will you be anywhere in Texas before you go to Australia? Wilson Calhoun




I hope you got my last email. If you are considering my offer let me know. ThanksD




Hi Lori, when will you be coming to NYC? I would love to get together with you! Thanks. MC




Hi Lori,I saw your pictures on your web site as well asladirectmodels.com - I must say you are a beautifulwoman. My name is Tom, and I am a professional livingin NYC. I would like to inquire if you visit NYC for shows ?I would enjoy meeting you, and perhaps have dinner.With all due respect, do you meet with your fans ?Best Regards,Tom




Hi Lori!!Glad to hear from you. This is Daniel, I was with Miriam at the expo.What you say is very interesting, but we are based in Mexico City...so... how do you see something can be done? I've talked with Miriam tothink about this.Hey! Maybe, if you want we can send you the picture you tooktogether!! It was cool, and maybe at least you can exchange webcontent... she is developing her website after the response at theexpo.Take Care! thanks for writing!Daniel.




Hey hottie your girlfriend & boyfriend from Canada




Hey Lori!Sorry for the late replay!I'm sending you the picture of Miriam with you. Hope you like it!Let's keep in touch!




Hi, Lori -

I hope everything is OK. I tried calling you at home Tuesday night on my way to go hiking and some guy (Mark I presume) answered. He said you weren't home and I asked him to let you know that I had phoned. The reason I called was to tell you about an advance showing of "Inside Deep Throat" at The Egyptian Theater on Hollywood Blvd that was this Wednesday night. (No, I did not make it because I had to work too late.)

Were you able to finally get iCal installed? I think you will find it very helpful in scheduling and managing your contacts. I am still trying to figure out that add-on to FileMaker for publishing to iCal. It was a freebie, but unfortunately they did not include much on how to use it.

BTW -- That new camera I bought at Samy's last Saturday is a beaut! I paid only $199 for it, and I found out when I got home that it lists for over $450! Not bad for a 5-megapixel camera with a 5x zoom, with a rechargeable battery and charger thrown in. :)

- Take care, Gare




baby girl, you are one of the most beautiful in the world with white girls included! aint a white girl on this planet that looks like you. for real!!


You are very sweet to say that, Gary, and your comments are really appreciated!

Lori


Oh it's so true, Lori. How are you? Did you have a good new years ? i went to church and redicated my life to God so i'm really happy about that. things are going so good for me so far this year



Lori,

I just paid $600.00 on your glasses and sent a check for $200.00. Think about it, Baby. That's $800.00 and we're not even dating, Sweety !!

If we were living together, dating, or on a b/f - g/f relationship, it would be different. I hope you understand.

Love Ya !!
Jerre


am very honored, Lori !!!!! Thanks, Baby !!!!!

It doesn't really matter as long as you know it's me, but my first name is, Jerre. Not Jere......lol
I've had to go through life spelling my first and last name........lol.

I understand everything you're saying, Lori, and I'll never lost contact with you, Baby !! I know men can be ass-holes when it comes to good- looking women (like you) and you have to be careful. I'm not out to cause you or anybody else any problems at all. I love YOU !!

Please keep in touch at your convenience, Sweety !!

I Love You !!
Jerre


Please forgive me for not responding sooner; it is just that I am swamped with all kinds of offers, and too many for me to manage to reply to, on my own. But, I am the ONLY one who can do these things, and THAT is why it is taking me so long to answer your e-mails, along with hundreds of others.

Just the other day, in only ONE DAY, I had OVER 396 e-mail messages. Fortunately, the MAJORITY of them were SPAM, and easily deleted.

I now have a separate FOLDER labeled, "JERE PEAK," and a FILTER for you! This means that ANY message coming into my e-mail box with the name JERE PEAK in the "FROM" line, is automatically routed to YOUR FOLDER, and I can now tell, at a GLANCE, if there are any messages FROM YOU, in my in box.

You are the ONLY FAN of mine, who has been given his own separate folder. You should feel "blessed." LOL J/K!

Please don't ever lose contact with me, JERE, because I really need a man like you, in my life, like you would never believe.

Truth be told, MANY porn actresses lead very LONELY lives, because they NEVER KNOW the true motives of the men whom they encounter in their lives.

Love ya,

Lori


Sweety,
I know you're a very busy person and I appreciate you taking time for me. I'll be patient on your responding back becaust I know you're going to be a very busy person.
Love You !!
Jerre


Would you believe I am FINALLY responding to THIS e-mail, now, too? I am so SORRY for taking so long!

With the AVN Show approaching on Jan. 10 -13 (Las Vegas) and with my first movie scenes in OVER A YEAR being shot on Jan. 19, I am going to end up some kind of basket case, before the end of this month!

Love you always and forever, My Baby,

Lori



Sweety,

You're right !! You must be in about 15-16 ( I didn't count ) different nominations !!

I'm very flattered and honored to know such a celebrity as you, Baby !!

I hope we'll alway's be life-long friends, Lori !!

I Love You !!

Jerre


Sweety,

You're in 1st place now in the voting !! Congradulations, Baby !!

Love You Much !!

Jerre



Thanks, Lori !! (kisses)

Keep in touch, Baby.....call anytime....I'd love to meet you sometime....you my g/f ??....MMM....hope so !!

Hope you have a Happy New Year, Sweety !!......wish I could share it with you !!

I Love You !!

Jerre




Hello Lori-Thank you for writing me back!I do realize that you are very busy,and i am happy that you took time to get back to me!Anyway,i will be emailing you some photos of myself so you will know what i look like.And please let me make an appointment with you to meet you for the erotic oral worship sessions i wrote you about.I would love to make arrangelemts to start meeting you to be your oral servant andf oral toe,leg,innerthigh and g-string worshipper sometime around this coming january or february.And i will promise to be your most obedient oral pussyworshipper too-i will lick and chew and suck just the ways you want me to and tell me to.So let's definitely meet for this at around this january or february-okay?And i will definitely compensate you for your time,since i realize that your time is precious and valuable.Just write me back soon to let me know the details i need to know,okay?!!Thank you so much,Mistress Lori-my Leg Goddess-i will be your best oral pussylover and oral toe and innerthigh worshipper!-Fred



My apologies Fred, but I really don't have the time to meet you in person, as you want, except at the AVN Show here in Las Vegas, Jan. 10 - 13. I'll be at the WICKED PICTURES booth, and I really hope that you can stop by and see me, OK?

Lori



Hello Lori-well,i am very optimistic;and i would still love very much to meet you in person here in L.A.or somewhere here in the Los Angeles area.How about this...As soon as you do make an appearnce in-person here in L.A.,like at an AVN show here in L.A.-then please leat me know when you make your next appearnace here in L.A.-okay?I just cannot make it out to Las Vegas-but i would love to meet you here in L.A.soon.So please keep me posted on your Los Angeles visits and L.A.appearances,and then i will love to make arrangements to meet you in L.A.-okay?!Thank you Lori,and i will still email you my photos.And i know that you are very busy,and you told me that,at rhe present time,you have no time to meet with me-but i am very optomistic in meeting you for the sessions i expressed to you i want to have with you in L.A.So please see what you can do-and i will love meeting you-even if it is at one of your L.A.appearances!-Fred



Dear Fred. I have to star in some upcoming movies in LA starting in late January. So I will be in LA for a while. Maybe we can meet up in late January.



Hello Lori-I am so happy that you wrote me,and that when you do come here to L.A.later this january to do your films that you may have time for me to meet with you,and to please let me be your oral servant and oral toe,leg and innerthigh worshipper-and please allow me to please you very much as your very good oral pussyworshipping servant and your oral leglover!I will compensate you for your time that you allow me to spend with you-since i do realize that your time is precious.So please keep me posted so we can meet for all these things when you do come here to L.A.later this month.I am happt too that you will be here in L.A.for a while,and let's definitely make time to meet!And i will also go to look at your new photos,and i will also love to draw a nice sexy cartoon caricature of you too-that i will give to you-as a gift,from me to you-when we meet!I will love to be your best oral servant and oral leglover!And if you want-please let me know what you would like to be doing in your cartoon caricature,and what you would like to be wearing,and i will draw it for you!!Thank you so much Lori!-Fred



Lori, I had a friend who was paid to answer e-mail for a NFL player. Then a thought went through my head. Maybe, I am not e-mailing and speaking with "Lori." Maybe I have been talking with... a paid employee, some bearded guy, who answers your e-mail while eating a Papa Johns Pizza! LOL ! Gosh, I hope not. Did you check out my lame "MySpace" I promise it will get better, after I get a little tutoring from the kids when I go back to school. And thanks for being "my friend." Now I have two on MySpace. You and Tom, the guy who works for MySpace and he is on everyone's friends list! LOL. Remember, you have a standing invitation for dinner with a charming, witty, handsome, well read, sparkling conversationalist, gentleman! And did I mention modest? LOL. I am a little older than you but younger women love me. My students get me dates (a.k.a.hook ups) with their "older" sisters and cousins all the time. The oldest I have dated is 25. I get about 10 texts a day asking me to take them out again! If you ever want to chat give me a call.

Peace, Love. John




So are you looking for a roommate? I would LOVE to room with you!
Trout




Yeah I feel you on that. I just moved into my new house. I had my family from New Orleans spend Christmas with me and they left yesterday and now I have to deal with unpacking so no New Year's eve partying for me. What stress do you have going on?


End of the year e-mails, bills, you name it, I got it.

Fortunately, my buds are helping me...

Lori


I feel you on that. I need friends like that. You still making movies?




Hello Lori,

Thanks for the email address. It's good to finally hear from you. I saw you at last years AVN convention near the Red Light District booth but didn't get over in time to introduce myself to you, so it's nice to get the chance to talk to you.

-Ron


Hi Lori,

Will you be in Vegas next month? Maybe I'll finally get to meet you in person ;)

-Ron


Oh I'm jealous, I want to live in Vegas, lol. When did you move out there, I remember talking to Melodee Bliss about you last year and don't think you lived out there at that time did you?

Well I hope to run into you while out there.


-Ron


From: Lori Alexia No I was not living in Vegas then. I was still living in LA. I moved here January 06. I'm moving back to LA late January 07.



can i buy some of ur worn panties
so i can taste u


Would you still like a pair of my worn panties?

Lori Alexia


yes u look so damn sexy i would luv to have som of ur worn panties


Well.... they are still for sale. I will also take a picture of me wearing them and sign it for you! Let me know what you want to do!


how do i get them im ready do u cum in them for me


You can choose any color gstring that you want me to wear, also with the option of a pic of me wearing them.

$40 with gstring and cum, and pic of me in them. Shipping included.


LA- here are some most recent photos: www.myspace.com/lorialexia


ok what colors do you have also do you only cum in the panties or do you do any special request where do i go to pay so i can taste you how do they come packaged


I actually cum in my panties. How would you like them packaged?


thats good b/c i really want to taste u i want them packed as descreetly as possible but do u have anything else u sell pussy pops or socks or shoes




Lori, I'll bet you didn't know that I make a great Lasagna? And I'm not even Italian! LOL. I try to make it healthy. Ground turkey replaces the beef, and I do you low fat cheese's! I can't believe my two week vacation is almost over. I am just getting used to staying up late! Next week, it's back to the 4:45 am alarm. Oh well, I do miss the kids and now I can look forward to Spring Break and then Summer!! We have got to have a date over Spring Break! Dinner and a movie. What say ye? Peace, Love, John




What's going on Lori? It's your man Henry T giving you my info as requested. My name is Henry Thompson. I hope to hear from you soon. I would like to take you to the Pro Bowl here in Honolulu in February so if you're available that would be great. Let me know when the AVN's are so I can take my leave and get myself extra sexy for you. Holla at me beautiful.
Henry T. Da Man!


Hey Sweetie. I think the AVN is January 10-13, I have to check again. About Pro Bowl: I would love to see Hawaii again! Tell me about the Pro Bowl, what is it? When is it?


The Pro Bowl is a pro football game that is played once a year here in Hawaii with the best NFL players for the year. It's usually one week after the SuperBowl. I hope the AVN isn't during that time cause I will be in South Carolina visiting my family but just let me know.


AVN: Las Vegas Nevada at the Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, January 11th -13th


What are the arrangements?


Lori,Thanx for the pics, they definitely got my...fullattention. I'm re-sending the script and again checkout the character "Nefartiti" and let me know yourthoughts. We are in the process of 4 months ofdevelopment and then 3 months of pre-production. Ihave some rewrites on the script and a lot of ComputerGraphics to come up with (i'm making it more scary andseductive) Again, still interested in you and let'skeep in touch.Thank you,Michael McKnightM2 Entertainment, LLCp.s. just to let you know I'm the writer, producer andthe character "Ideal"




i don't know what you did on myspace...but i can't send you no messages no more...and i am not your friend...what's up with that...anyway if you are going to take off your friends list like that...then that's cool...but i would appreciate and like to be your friend...since that was and still is my intentions...even though a future hook-up was on my mind for the future if it ever presented itself...i wanted to be your friend...first and foremost...so...it's all up to you..





Good morning Lori,

I how you had a great Christmas and a very fun new years. I was very happy when you said that you were coming back into town in January. Do you how If It will be for a short time or for a longer period. Will you be living in the valley, since I'm assuming that is where most of the shoots will be.

Anyway time to go. Keep in touch

Deputy Robert




Lori, I forgot to tell you this.... But do you know what was really Hot? When you used the word "conducive" in one of your e-mails. It's not that I thought you were incapable of such vocabulary, (I never prejudge anyone) It's just that the combination of intelligence and beauty, has always made me go "numb" with delight. In my mind, I pictured and heard that word coming from your beautiful lips! Sweet poetry! You get an A+ Peace, Love, John




Hi there! I really do appreciate this very much. Thank you Lori!




ok what colors do you have also do you only cum in the panties or do you do any special request where do i go to pay so i can taste you how do they come packaged




Lori, I'm am not married. I am divorced. (Court signed and sealed) I have the paper work. what kind of "Dawg in the Street" would I be, to be asking a single women out to dinner or on a date to the prom, if I were married? You have my word as a gentleman and a scholar. However, I am aware that some married men do tell lies. Peace, John




Hey LA:I will not be at AVN this year(have some personal commitments), but would love to get in touch when you have returned. Please shoot me an email when you're back. Good luck. Take care,John




Hello Lori-well,i am very optimistic;and i would still love very much to meet you in person here in L.A.or somewhere here in the Los Angeles area.How about this...As soon as you do make an appearnce in-person here in L.A.,like at an AVN show here in L.A.-then please leat me know when you make your next appearnace here in L.A.-okay?I just cannot make it out to Las Vegas-but i would love to meet you here in L.A.soon.So please keep me posted on your Los Angeles visits and L.A.appearances,and then i will love to make arrangements to meet you in L.A.-okay?!Thank you Lori,and i will still email you my photos.And i know that you are very busy,and you told me that,at rhe present time,you have no time to meet with me-but i am very optomistic in meeting you for the sessions i expressed to you i want to have with you in L.A.So please see what you can do-and i will love meeting you-even if it is at one of your L.A.appearances!-Fred





Hey

Your welcome - but I won't send you naked pictures of me no matter how much you beg:):):):):)

Happy New Year to you as well. Any resolutions?? Besides coming to nyc and meeting me of course:):):)
Also please remember about investing..

Have you checked out any good movies recently??

Mike




hi lori, brown sugar, happy new year and all the best for you..

thank you for answering me, was a great pleasure to read you..
would love to send for you nice lady, but actually I’m not yet listed in the forbes magazine likewise..:)
as soon as I’m in the situation to send for you, I’ll let you know.. there are a lot of crazy things waiting for you here in Switzerland ..

looking forward to hear again from you..
take care brown sugar cube..
big kiss where ever you want..

johnny jo




> Hi. I do apologize that it’s taken me so long to> respond to you. I’ve been extremely busy filming for> my latest movies. Please forgive me and thank you> for being patient with me. Let’s keep in touch this> time!> > I am really looking forward to hearing from you!> > > > Lori Alexia> www.myspace.com/lorialexia> www.clublorialexia.com> http://clublorialexia.blogspot.com


Hi Lori,Happy New Year to you ! Hope it is off to a greatstart.I checked my sent messages and I see that I wrote toyou back in January of 2005 ! Ha, Ha - yes, it took aLONG time for a reply ! ;-) Hopefully, the nextreply won't be so long - maybe months instead of years- hee hee.Anyways, we actually spoke this past November. I sawyou were headed to Miami and inquired about youvisiting me in NYC. I still hope to meet up with youin NYC (where I am based) one day.Keep in touch !Best regards,Tom




i see u replied ,lol, but u didnt really say much ;-) so ho was your xxxmas and new year , bet u got up to sum real dirty shit, lemme know, speak 2 u soon, xxxxxxps , hows the rating goin, ive told my friends to vote for u too, u lil slut , lol xxxx




Hello Lori, Happy New Year to you. Yes, we are still in the business. We would love to feature you in an upcoming issue. Attached are some questions we would like you to answer. Send a picture you would like us to use. Will you be in Vegas next week?




hello sunshine, how are you? what have you been up to? things here are a bit crazy with work but all in all life is good. I should send you some Juicy Couture womens. if memory serves, you were not familiar with Juicy, correct? i'm sure you will love it. all women do. I run the mens division but work in the same office as womens. we are in the empire state building.

do you ever come to new york? i'll be out in LA sometime soon. before the end of october for sure. let's have dinner.

where in LA do you live? send me your address so I can send you some stuff.

where did you grow up? how did you get into porn? i downloaded a couple of your scenes and thought they were fantastic!

talk to you soon.

ciao bella.


happy new year!

i have never fucked your ass but would love to. i like hot girls. color does not matter. and you are certainly hot.

it is not confirmed that my friend will be staying with me. but i will for sure bring goodies for you. so maybe he would like to fuck you too.

would you ever do a gangbang video? i think i should manage your porn career. who have you worked with lately?

ciao bella.




Lori, I checked out your "my space" Boy, do I feel like a loser! You got all kinds of pictures, "flying and floating" all over the place. I don't think I could ever get that good! I love the "picnic outfit !" One question. Were the ants a problem? LOL! See ya, got to go for my 8 mile bike ride to the beach. It is a gorgeous day here it Sunny South Florida! Peace John




Lori, Happy New Year! Wow, you should be a Teacher! You gave me a "good scolding" LOL. Gee, Do you think the principal would recognize you? LOL. I don't know if she watches porn. She doesn't seem the type! If she asks, I'll tell her you are a former student! Does that mean the prom is out of the question? LOL. Heck if I get fired, I have a real estate lic. to fall back on! LOL. Actually, that last e-mail was "tongue-in-cheek." (I am a bit of a prankster) I wanted a poster or small doll of you for my personal collection. Some people collect stamps and butterflies, I collect adult stars stuff. In the past I have purchased posters of adult stars from "Spencers" in the "mall." (non hard core.) I couldn't find one of you. Also, I have purchased small "Barbie style" dolls of adult stars. "Midori" for example. Just wanted to know if you sell any on your site. I had my "Traditional Christmas Bash" with about 10 of my students. They picked the Cheesecake Factory, I met them there, we eat, and I picked up the tab. Nice kids. I only wish I could do more for them. The Lobster on Thursday was "out of this world." Plus, for desert they have a "hot chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream." Mouth watering! I took pictures of both with my phone. I will forward them to you tonight or tomorrow. Also, one of the kids gave me some brief instructions on how to do a "my space." Now, as you know I am very low tech. I only have one picture, and right now it is "pretty lame," but the kids promised to teach me more and spice it up when I go back to school. The my space is under the e-mail of PeaceX71@aol.com Peace, Love, Respect, Truth. John. Happy New Year!



I don't think adding a porn actress' photo to your SCHOOL "Wall Of Fame," is conducive to keeping your job... Lori




Good Evening and how are you doing Lori, this is LDCthat gentleman from myspace. My real is Laquan by theway...but either...i am glad you hit me backtwice...and i apologize for responding to you so lateon myspace. I really appreciate when a queen like youwho does adult entertainment and live her life tofullest in the right way. I will have to say you are aunique person...and i would hope to get to know moreabout your personality, the general things about youas a woman, and the details about you and all yourlikes and dislikes and so on. I am just hoping we makea great friendship and we what happens from there...I do want to answer your questions you asked me onmyspace...I would buy a autobiography if you made oneand i would help you also by making a book signingevent at my school with you...if you would like...solet me know about that...and I will vote foryou...also I have some questions for you...What didyou think of my first message overall?, What do youlike to do for fun?, What kind of food do you like toeat?, What makes you laugh?and feel free to ask me anything you want to knowabout me...anything...it does not matter...and i hopeyou have a great night...Peace, Love, and Respects...Laquan aka LDC bka gentleman




Dear Lori,Thank you for your e-mail. I really appreciate youtaking the time to write to me. You must be verybusy. I guess you guys make so many movies, youprobably don't even know all the titles that you arein. I like The Dymes editions because the girls comeoff very glamourous and not trashy. I don't think youhave been in any, because there have only been fiveand I have seen all five and I would have rememberedthat ass of yours for sure. Make no mistake about it,you have one of the best toned bodies in all of theindustry. How you do it, is amazing.It's not that I won't date white girls, but where Igrew up, all there was were white girls, and none ofthem wanted to date me. I moved to NYC, and my firstgirl friend was from was grom Guyana and another wasfrom Haitti and then another was from down south andmy attention turned away from white girls and to allgirls of color. Spanish, Filipino, African, you nameit. Dennis Rodman relates a similar philosphyregarding black girls in his book As Bad as I WannaBe. I am currently dating this beautiful Canadiangirl who has a Haittian back ground. We have actuallymade love while watching one of your videos.I have similar thoughts on interracial couples, andyour absolutely right about black and white producingbeautiful children. I think we are all a product ofsome form of inter racial relationship. Germans andNorwegians have relationships. Britts and Irish haverelationships. But when a girl from Barbados and aguy from Scotland have a relationship, because it iswhite and black and it looks diffrent, it is calledinto question. In most big cities, it really is notan issue, its in the rural areas, where we haveproblems. But you would be surprised how many times Ihave walked around in Queens and gotten these looksfrom these old Spanish women when I have been with myblack girl friend. It really is silly. I think theSpanish can be some of the most racist groups believeit or not. My Dominican friends have told me storiesof how their mothers would not even let their girlfriends get a drink of water in their house becausethey were Puertorican. And these are the same peoplewho are in church every Sunday, where they are beingtold to "Love one another as I have loved you." Yeahright!Why was your boyfriend such an asshole? How long wereyou together? I would not be leery of relationships. We're not all asshole like this guy. I think womenhave a tendency to put all men in this category. Mendo it to, but women are so afraid of being hurt, sothey will avoid all men, just so they don't get burnedagain. Have you ever be in a long term relationshipwith a women? I hope you don't mind my questions. You have peekedmy interests that's all. I appreciate your e-mail. Stay in touch. I am one ofthe good ones.I will check out that blog too...Happy New Year! based on your AVN win, you shouldreally be going places.Campbell




Lori,
It's so good to hear from you. We've been working hard getting our company off the ground. Wet Dream is ready for release and Swiss Chocolate (the production you were in) is being replicated to DVD as we speak. We're getting a shopping cart on our website and we're in discussions with distributors etc.

You did a fabulous job and we'd really like to work with you again. We're organizing shooting schedules for two more films and we'll keep you updated. I'll send out a copy of Wet Dream and the poster for Swiss Chocolate (which you're on!!). Please share the film with Ron and let us know what you think.

We look forward to working with you again.

Mike Beaumont




Lori,We're shooting a new film in LA Feb 16-18th. We'd like to speak to you aboutthis to see if you'd be interested inworking with us. Your last film withus, "Wet Dream" is replicated and I'd like to get a copy to you (and aposter). The film will be released soon.Let us know if you'd like to talk about the film.Best wishes,Mike Beaumont




Lori!
How are you love? It's Maverick and I wanted to reach out to you after you sent me a request to be on your Yahoo IM list.
I hope that all is going well for you and you are moving your erotic star to the top!
Tell me a good time and a good number to reach out as I have a photo shoot coming up that I'd like have you Model for me again.
Know that you are always in my thoughts and that all you have to do is call and. . .
I'll be there for you.
As I remain; in hope and trust,
~Maverick 5000

GOOD WINE

Subject: GOOD WINE - It's Worth the Price

I was at a friend's house recently and he offered me a glass of wine. It was a very good California wine, so I wrote down the name and vintage and stopped by my favorite wine store the next day to purchase a bottle. When they told me it was twenty-five dollars a bottle I was going to opt for something in the ten to fifteen dollar range. However, the shop owner explained to me with a chart why some California wines are more expensive, and after he explained it to me I bought two bottles of the more expensive wine. I asked him for a copy of his chart so I could share it with you online. If you like a good California wine and have shied away from the more expensive wines this information may persuade you as to why it is more desirable to go for the more expensive brands. See the chart below...

Why a good bottle of California wine costs so much........

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Subject: Very COOL CAT......

These pictures were taken in the Port of Ilwaco on the Washington State coast. The crew wore civilian clothes but guarded the boat closely and would not answer any questions. It was suggested it may be something Boeing is working on. The pontoons appear to be made of very thick rubber and may be fuel cells. Note that >each of the steel spider-like legs are jointed in three places. Perhaps the boat can be lowered in calm seas and raised when it is rough. The boat had no name or number.... A friend who lives there said it arrived out of the fog the night before. The crew would not say who they were or where they were from, and were not allowed to discuss the craft. One man stayed on the float at all times ... none wore uniforms.

Notice how the rear of the hull has a very small prop. Then on October 6, in San Francisco Bay

Looking a bit like the bridge of a spacecraft, the mystery vessel's cockpit hangs about 15 feet above the water.

It's all very hush-hush, but a press conference is forthcoming in the next few weeks that will hopefully answer the most pressing question: "What's it for?" We'll let you know as soon as we find out.

Help Stop Illegal Net Fishing!!!

As you all know I sometimes take up worthy causes and that is why I implore you to help now. We MUST be extremely careful not to over fish certain areas ... it is our duty to keep only what we plan to use and pledge to CATCH and RELEASE what we know we cannot...

It is always common courtesy and helps make friends to leave some specimens for others. You will reap what you sow. If we do not, surely the supply will dwindle down over time. For this reason I am asking all of my friends to call or write their congressmen and ask them to pass the proposed bill #CR6969 requiring Catch and Release for catches over 5 in spawning areas and would eliminate the use of net fishing in these areas in favor of a rod and real instead. As you can see from the regrettable instances shown below this is a serious problem. It is simply too easy to over-fish while netting

I am sure you too will agree with me that this bill must be passed.

.. This is What Can Happen

Anything you can do would be appreciated......

FAN MAIL

hello sunshine, how are you? what have you been up to? things here are a bit crazy with work but all in all life is good. I should send you some Juicy Couture womens. if memory serves, you were not familiar with Juicy, correct? i'm sure you will love it. all women do. I run the mens division but work in the same office as womens. we are in the empire state building.

do you ever come to new york? i'll be out in LA sometime soon. before the end of october for sure. let's have dinner.

where in LA do you live? send me your address so I can send you some stuff.

where did you grow up? how did you get into porn? i downloaded a couple of your scenes and thought they were fantastic!

talk to you soon.

ciao bella.




Hi, Lori -I haven't heard from you in quite a while. How have you been doing? The last I heard from you, you were getting ready to move. Did you stay in LA, or did you move somewhere else?Not much has been going on with me. I am still working a lot on weekends, but I have still been hiking in Griffith Park whenever I can.- Take care, Gare




Hello Lori-You had written me back w/an email some time ago to let me know a better email address to write to you at-but i can't remember what it was!I only remember it being lorialexiaent@... the rest i cannot remember.Please let me know.And i do want very much to be able to make an appointment w/you really soon to come visit you to spend 1 or 2hours w/you pleasing you very,very much as your oral toe,leg,innerthigh and pussyworshipper.You have the most beautiful,delicious calves and innerthighs and toes-and i want so much to suck and chew and lick and orally please and worship every bit of your beautiful gorgeous slit and your lips and your clit-i want to be make the best oral love to your innerthighs and your pussy-for you to ride my tongue for so long.Please write me back soon to let me know.I want so much to meet you for a great,sexy session to please and worship you in all of these ways-and would love so much for you to really enjoy riding my face and my tongue .Please write me back soon to let me know.Thank you so much Lori!-Fred




Hey Mistress Alexia,

i'm so sorry for not responding sooner. i kept emailing you, and getting return emails saying i had the wrong address. and i have a few email addresses, i am very serious about serving you and will do anything to continue making this dream a reality. i am from Chattanooga, TN. I think you worked in Memphis for sometime so i believe you know where Chattanooga is. i am currently a college student, and i would love to transfer elsewhere. i am willing to financially support you once i am able to w/ my job. i am a pre-physical therapy major. i will send you pics if you are still interested.

thank You for your precious time,

slave stan




Hello Lori,
Robert Here. I haven't seen you in a while, and I just want to say Hi. I'm not sure when your next court date is so I hope I Don't miss you. I hope you are having a great summer, and have a GOOD weekend.

Robert

"Demonstrate to the world there is 'No Better Friend, No Worse enemy' than a U.S. Marine." Major General J.N. Mathis,Commander of the 1st Marine Division
Robert Sonnemann Deputy




Hi Lori,
How is your summer going along? I hope everything is going well for you. Tell me if your planning to dance at any the clubs in Los Angeles area. I sure do miss seeing you. See you soon at the next convention.




Hi, Lori -Been a while since I have heard from you. How are things going?I just wanted to mention that the Sierra Club is having its monthly hike/cookout in Griffith park Tuesday evening. The start hiking around 7 PM and begin the cookout around 8:15 - 8:30. If you are interested, let me know and I'll e-mail you details on the meeting place. I plan on bringing linguicia (Portuguese sausage) and chipotle sausage to grill. There will be plenty of food, so you wouldn't have to feel guilty about not bringing anything. I am working the midnite shift this weekend. You can call me, but if you do, you probably will just have to leave a voice mail because I will either be working or sleeping. :)- Take care, Gare




Dear Lori,
Haven't heard from you in awhile so I just thought I would say hello and wish you well today. I hope everything is going good for you. I'm doing great,I've been dieting and have lost 20-pounds. I sure enjoved the trip we made, I'm glad you asked me to go. By the way that women from "NUVELL" called me again looking for you. I have her number if you want it.When time permits drop me a line.
Adrien




Hello Lori-Your legs are so sexy and so beautiful!I would love so much to meet you soon to be your very good,obedient and submissive oral pussyworshipper and your oral toe,foot,calve and innerthigh slave.I did see some very sexy,delicious photos of you where you had sprayed whipped cream all over your sexy wet pussy-and had ordered your oral slave to lick the whipped cream off your pussy and out of your ass.I want so much to please meet you very soon-to please make an appointment w/you really soon-to meet you to spend 2 or 3hours as your very good oral pussylover and oral toe,leg,calve and innerthigh worshipper.I think that you would really be pleased and very amused w/my mouth and my tongue licking your sexy slit for hours,licking and chewing and sucking on your innerthighs and your toes,your clit and your luscious lips for as long as you wish-with or without the whipped cream!Please write me back soon to let me know when i may be able to make an appointment w/you to have sessions w/you(hopefully many sessions,however many you would like)for me to be your very submissive,obedient and very,very good and amusing oral pussyworshipper and oral innerthigh and leg lover.Please let me know soon!Thank you so much Lori.-Freddie




Lori,
Hello, I hope that everything is going great for you. I miss seeing you around the courthouse. I thought I saw you today, but as the girl got closer, I saw that she wasn't nearly as WOW, so I new it wasn't you. But after that I couldn't get you out of my thoughts. I hope you have a great 4th and I look forward to seeing or hearing from you soon.
Your secret admirer.




Hi, Lori -Did you get a new place yet? Where are you moving? Are you keeping your old phone number? I would offer to help you move, but I am getting ready for a trip. I am flying out of LAX for Washington, DC tomorrow evening and I won't get back until next Wednesday night. I lived there before I moved out here, and I really miss the place, especially around the Fourth when they have a lot of festivities going on. We had another of our monthly cookouts in Griffith Park. It was a lot of fun. You will have to try to go on some of those hikes some time. Have a safe and happy Fourth!- Gare




Hey there lori I just finished looking at the june issue of Black Tailand looking at you took my breath away. I live in Queens, NY and Ithought that I've seen a lot of beautiful black women until I saw you.Well take care and it would be an honor to hear from you.P.S.My favorite picture from the layout is the one that has "awsome lover"on it.--biglinx




Lori,It was great meeting you at the show. I am glad you liked the Sex Object shirt. Let me know if you need some more for your friends or coworkers. I will be doing a lot of promotion coming up so maybe you can be part of that in the future.If you are still in New York feel free to give me a call, otherwise let's talk later.You can check out the rest of the line at PsychoTherapyClothing.com-Keith Knight




Hi Lori,Thanks for being so nice to me at the licensing show. Since you are in NYC-Iwas wondering if there was any way of booking you for a private one-on-onesession. That would be a dream for me. If you don't remember me-here is mypic. Please let me know if it is possible. Thanks-Love, Kory




Hi Ms. Alexia,I love your photo spreads in both Black Tail issues that you posed for. I didn't actually know that you are a adult pornstar till I bought Booty Talk 58. I now know you have done a lot of movies and I love to watch you. You have a nice sexy and curvaceous body that I would love to fantasize that I'm holding one day. I have to admit that I jerk off to your spreads as well as you getting fucked. You need to come give me a personal tour of your body and I'll give you the ride of your life. Do you do personal escorts? Have you ever been fucked by a hard white cock? You are definitely on my top 5 list of hot and sexy black pornstars......along with Sydnee Capri, Marie Luv, Jada Fire and Persia. Do you have any videos with them? One love,your fan in NYC,Joe




Lori-I am happy that I finally met you at the Licensing Show today and you were the best thing at the show... I also met you yesterday, but briefly...I have been wanting to meet you for a long time... And it was great.... You are so freakin hot... And you gave all of us a great time...I was the guy who kept on asking for you to pose (and touch your toes!!!).. Thanks for cooperating and all of the fun!!I would love to see you dance or see you again if you ever come to NYC to do any signings or shows such as Howard Stern...i know you and Jenavieve Jolie are touring some Lion's Dens throughout the nation.... Are you or are both of you hitting NYC anytime?Please let me know if you hit the NYC area!Take Care & Love,Ervin




Hi Lori, Alfonso here, I just wanted to say thank you for calling me for Father’s Day. I appreciate it. Hope everything is going well for u and Robert.I saw that the site is getting worked on now again. Who did you get to redo it?Oh and don’t forget to send me your new mailing address so I can send you all the stuff you sent me back in the day.OK thanks and take care Alfonso




Beautiful Lori,

I have just purchased the August/2005 issue of LEG SHOWmagazine and I am in awe of your beauty - You are one beautiful,sexy &unique woman!!!!! I have a most unusual request to ask of you: I am an avidhigh heels enthusiast & collector and I absolutely love those Black PatentHigh Heels that adorn your perfect legs & sexy feet in the Leg Show layoutand have great interst in purchasing them from you if at all possible(if youactually do have them in your posession....) The fact that they have adornedthe luscious and kissable feet of such a Goddess as you makes them an objectof great desire for me and something I would greatly cherish to have....Iwould leave the purchase price entirely up to you and would greatlyappreciate your understanding and compassion regarding this very personalrequest.I ask that you would give this consideration and please let me knowif we could complete this unique transaction......

Best Wishes and HappinessAlways!




Hello Lori,Do you make custom solo videos?Are you able to make your boobs bounce using your pectoral muscles, without putting your hands above your head?Can you make your butt cheeks bounce while kneeling down (I hope you know what I am talking about) Thank you,Chris




Hi Lori,I hope you are well. I'm a big fan and just wondering what your schedulewill be in the next 1-2 months. I travel extensively.Thanks for the incredible entertainment...much love...




You didn't forget about me did you?
David




Lori, there is no reason for you to be e-mailing me about your sex life. I am not a jealous person, so I could care less what you do with other guys. At this point in my life, I am looking for positive energy and great times, as drama-free as possible. I think it's best that you do your thing and I do mine. I wish you the best in life. Take care, Jeff




Hello :) Yea you looked really cute when I saw you on Friday :)
Saturday I was only there for a split second :) hehe and sunday I was there for most of the day... I did makeup for Alana Evans on sat. and sun... Her new boobs look really good hehe
and we did have a booth, the bull booth was ours and then we were selling stuff at another booth :) but I wasnt working it... I was helping out at Mofo's booth... :)






Dearest Lori,
I am sorry for the way I sometimes behave. I do really, intensely have emotions for you. Even though it feels like we have ups and downs, we are up most of the time, with a few downs sprinkled in between. I focus on the ups, not the downs. Please understand that I'm trying my hardest, I really am. Also, I really enjoy being with you.
With love,
Robert




so how r u? i was just thinking of u, so wheres yournext show? Or how i get a chance to meet u. justkeeping in touch.




Oh wow thank-you!! :) Lol I was on bum mode this weekend lol oh well... I hope your feet dont hurt anymore hehe :) Sorry I made you come back to meet me :( I felt kind of bad because you were like "oh man another fan!!" haha
So did you have a good weekend? :)





how are you doing,this is my new email address,when are you coming back this way hope i get to see you soon,todd




Hey Lori, How are you. It's been a long time. How are you and your newest boy toy doing?Anywyas please send me your new address so that I can send you all your stuff you have sent me over the years.I thought you might want some of these back like pictures etc.OK take care. Hope all is well.Miss you whole lots...Alfonso





Hi Lori,
I love you more than you'll ever know. I'm thinking about you right now. I think, and care, about you all day. I think, and care, about you all night. Even in my dreams. I want you. I need you. You are my sunshine because...When I wake up in the morningsunshine's falling on my skin,and I call you up to tell youwhat a happy mood I'm in...Feel the rhythm in my body,and sing is all I wanna do,I feel the day will bring me sunshine,only if it's another day with you.
Until tomorrow...
Good night, and sweet dreams, baby...
I LOVE YOU,
Robert




Hello Lori-Thank you so much for writing me back.You are a dream-come-true!I am so turned on by your sexy thighs and your incredibly delicious innerthghs and intimate front g-string panty area,your toes and calves-i would love so much to meet you soon(can i please make an appointment w/you?)to spend 2 or 3hours w/you pleasing you so much as your most affectionate,very good,obedient oral pussyworshipper and innerthigh,ass and leg and toe worshipper.I just want so much to please you-w/you sitting on your sofa and me on my knees at your feet,legs and lap-orally worshipping,sucking and nibbling and licking your incredibly delicious,sexy beautiful wet slit-your beautiful derrier and every inch of your sexy,muscualr delicious innerthighs,and i want so much to lick and suck your sexy,luscious clit and your lips,and just orally please and clean your heavenly,beautiful delicious pussy and ass.I want so much to please and worship you in all these ways.Please email me back to let me know-i am serious about meeting you very soon to spend hours plessing you in all of these ways.I will be so good to you and so good for you as your oral toe,leg,innethigh,g-string and pussyworshipper.Thank you so much Lori!-Fred




Hello Lori-I have seen some of the most delicious,sexy photos of you at your own website,and also over at the sexy meanbitches website-and i would love so much to be able to meet you soon,to make an appointment w/you,to meet and spend 2 or 3hours w/you pleasing you so much as your most affectionate,erotic oral toe,foot,leg,innerthigh and pussyworshipper.I want so much to lick at your innerthighs and to suck on your toes,lick all up and down your sexy calves and your innerthighs and to be your very good,obedient oral pussyworshipper.I would love so much to spend hours licking all up and down your incredibly delicious,wet slit and make the best oral love to your sweet slit for hours-w/your sexy thighs so very wide apart and you holding me into you by the back of my head as you just rub and grind and hump my face,using my face as your most sexy oral toy-and i would love to nibble and lick and suck your luscious clit and chew and suck on your lips deeply into my mouth.I jus! t want to be your very good oral pussylover and oral toe,leg and innerthigh worshipper.Please write me back soon to let me know if i may please meet you soon to orally serve,please and worship you in all of these ways.I want to make an appointment w/you soon for all of these things.Please let me know.Thank you so much Lori!-Fred




hello,lori i saw you in the june blacktail issue andthought u were very beautiful, make a brotha make atrip to Barbados, on the real! and what i got to do 2get into porn! U do have the best of both worlds, getto get your freak on and get paid 4 it, thats what i'mtalking about. As soon as i get out of the militarythat what i plan on getting into. Let me know whatsthe deal on that. And what i wouldnt do to be w/awoman like u!




Lori, What is your upcoming tour schedule look like? I am a lawyer in Mobile. Do you still live her or have you moved to California? Any chance of you coming back to Alabama? BB




Dear Ms. Alexia, first off, i want to say what privaledge and honor it is to have the most beautiful and talented woman that i have ever seen read this email, and i promise that every last word of this email is being written while i am on my knees. Ms. Alexia, my name is slave stan. i have been an off and on submissive for several years. i am 19 years old now, and my passion for it started in my early teens. following orders and doing things for dominant beautiful women only seem natural to me. i have been off and on w/ my submissive lifestyle only because of my religion...it convicted me so many times...but my passion to serve a dominant beautiful woman as Yourself has finally brought me to my knees in knowing what my purpose in life is...which is become powerless to a dominant woman. i just recently saw some of Your pictures and i saw You in Phatty Girls #5. Your ability to dance and move around in such a sexual way has literally left me in awe. You are the first woman that i have ever seen with actual talent to fuck. Ms. Alexia You are magnificent and wonderous body and mind... i am writing asking in curiousity if You Ms. Alexia would ever consider a real-time ownership of a sex slave. i cook, clean, and i do various other task that would make life easier for You to concentrate on Your career. i am willing to go to any extent if this interests You in any way. i do not want to write my struggle with my faith and my passion for submission because i do not want to lose Your attention. but if You would like to hear all the details i am willing to tell and give You any information You would like Ms. Alexia. i am writing this in all sincerity and truthfulness. i am new to Your fanbase, but i promise i a life-long fan no matter what. i wish You prosperous years in Your field of work, and i hope that every would realize one day just how perfect You are. Ms. Alexia...i will consider myself always a student who is eager to learn...consider my mind virgin waiting for its cherry to be "popped". what i mean by this is that not only could You rule my body, but also my mind. i would want to become the dream slave You would always want, so i can be groomed mentally into whatever You desire me to be. Ms. Alexia...i am sorry for such a long email...and if Your eyes have made it this far...i am truly indebted to You for Your precious time and patience. i consider it once again nothing less than an honor to have such a majestic woman's eyes grace the words on this email that are straight from the heart of a submissive wishing only and truly to be Yours. i wish and hope You consider me only a loyal, true and adoring fan wishing to fulfill his dream in serving You as well as maybe even fulfilling a desire or dream You might have had or never considered until now. thank You Ms. Alexia for all that You have and will do for me... w/ love from a humble fan wishing only to give You the gift of his life knowing that it will never even be enough to compare to the gift Ms. Alexia has given him, slave stan PS. i'll send pics or whatever You wish if You would like Ms. Alexia...thank You again!




Sorry for the delay in responding. Went to Black BikeWeek in SC for Memorial Day Weekend. Had a good timebut could have been better. The whole experience ismaking me think about getting a bike even though I'mscared of them. :) Well when you get a chance hollaback and take care.




Hey kiddo...

Got your emails late today. I was hardly on today. Got your IM's too. Also...gotcha on my buddy-list so we're all set. Let me know what time is good for me to call and I shall drop you a line. My cell number is the best way of getting me (201) 522 - 5445. You're in LA right...3-hour difference?

Talk to ya soon.

Tony




Hello Lori, What is up?. I am fine just kickin time away just thinking about you. Is everything Ok with you?. So how did you enjoy the Memorial day weekend? That weekend for me was ok but all that I did was worked and did school work. I am in school for Nursing. I really want to be an RN. Like that is my passion. I want to tell you that you are so awesome and that I am praying for you daily to keep you safe from harm and to be successful in your endeavors. I look up to you to give me confidence in achieving my goals. I am 32 yrs old. I am single and also I am very independent and have a place of my own. I have no children and I am black. I live in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and I am a big, big, fan of yours. I was wondering if we could talk by e-mail because I really think that you are so special and I would really like to get to know you better. I just hope that you are single. I also like the fact that you are college educated. I am college educated also. I have a BS degree fr! om LSU. Like yourself, I want to be the best that I can be and to increase my skills as an RN because I am so sick and tired of working dead end jobs. I don't want to have a family and struggle doing that. I want to provide for my family with my mind with a good quality education and foundation. I just hope and pray that God blesses you and your family and that you reach all of your goals. Remember, the best is yet to come. Keep God first and you will be blessed. I hope to hear from you soon. Your biggest fan in the world, Donald J.




Hi! Where and when will you be appearing next in the LA area? I am a big fan of talented and enthusiastic feature entertainers (there are so few out there) so when I heard about a year ago how fantastic your stage show was, I have been on a hunt ever since to see you perform. I saw Phatty Girls 5 over the weekend and in that you give viewers a little taste of some of the things that you do in your stage show and I was very impressed and it made me even more intrigued to come see you perform live. I hope you will be performing again in the LA area (I missed your May 14th performance :( it was my son's 13th birthday that day, so you know I had to do the mommy thing). Take care, Heth Mares Wicked Pictures, Public Relations Coordinator




By the way...I don't want to overstep my bounds, but are you OK if I were to IM you? Or do you rather prefer your privacy? And don't feel bad to decline IM's...I have thick-skin...I can take it ;)

Tony




How are you doin, I'm sorry it took a min. for me to get back to you
I been trying to tie up some loose ends on a few things, I'm happy
to hear back from you. I don't have all the details now, i still have to
sit down with my team and make sure we got everything ready for you
i have a few ideas, i'd like to run by you before we get started
1. Are you open to us flowing you around for a day?
what i had in mind was having a lemo pick you up with camera crew and
give you a ride to Erotica LA, do some of the interview in the car on the way there, and film
some interactions with some of the fans there
2. I wanted to know, are you contracted with anyone.
I asked because I was talking with one of my partners, we would like to
see if you wanted to do your own videos, if your not already and partner up
with us and we do all the production for it, work out some deal where
we'll film and edit for you and the way you can pay us will be on a
back end deal, where we get a small part of the sales
Right now we are in talks with a few girls to do that same type of deal
they're all pritty much down, just a few # to hammer out
other then that i look forward to doin some work with you
and would luv to hear from you soon.if you get two of these email, it's the sameone....the first one I sent came backso that would be the reason




Hey kiddo...

Did I not say the right things? Or rather...did I say something wrong?

Signed,

Curious George




Ahhh...a woman who knows how to shop. I love to shop too! This might be more trouble than I initially thought! I know the store well.

Ok...so we established that we are both fine with traveling. And that we are doing some shopping (to outfit you with some Louie accessories) when you come visit NYC. So...I guess the question is who flies first and when? I'm in...ready, willing and able ;)

By the way...you must play a wicked poker game! If ya want.... (Best way to reach me, as I spend a lot of time out of the office).
So...what's next? ;)

P.S. - As I can't get enough of you from here (not even from the Internet), could you send me a "steamy" shot or two? That might just have me flying first...like right now ;) Gotta tell ya...ya got me nuts, and I've never been like this. Eeeish!




Hello Lori:

As tantalizing as it sounds, there will be no nude shots of you for the online catalog. The least that you would possibly wear is lingerie, but I have not made it that far along with the line yet. So, you will be fully clothed. Thanks for the pic, you look tasty.

thanks,

Dennis




Lori,I live in Columbus, Ohio.. I would like the Lions Den in Columbus, Ohio to book you for their stores here. You are not comming to Columbus.I'm a fan of fitness women and I see you are in Bodybilders in Heat.Thank You, Artie>From: Lori Alexia >To: gabigley18@hotmail.com>Subject: Thanks>Date: Sun, 29 May 2005 09:51:09 -0700 (PDT)>>Hello. Thanks for your email asking if I'm coming to Columbus anytime >soon. The best thing to do is request me. Go to your favorite club, talk >to the club owner and manager and request my shows there. What are the >clubs that you'd like to see me at? Maybe I'll contact them.>>Anyway, the best email address to reach me at is LoriAlexiaEnt@yahoo.com. >Please feel free to contact me at any time. I'm always around.>>>Lori Alexia




I see you have traveled alot, i also see you have good taste in perfumes. are you sill residing in north carolina? i have a friend who lives in charolette. as far as my record label the name of my company is BLUECHIP ENTERTAINMENT INC. i came up with the name because i want to be the best in the business what better than bluechip which means high profile top athlete in sports. this is my 2nd year wve got alot accomplished noow im just waiting to get a distribution deal with a major company, running your own business is hard but thats what i wanted.as for you what do you have in the works as far as business? do you plan to continue in your profession or start a company yourself, do you have any thing in the works currently as far as movies ? hope to hear from you soon forrest




Hello, Aww thats dissapointing to hear that movie wasnt that funny. I was kind of looking forward to seeing it :( Oh well :)
My weekend was alright, I had a makeup job on saturday and saturday night I worked a rave lol and then last nigth I went to see Nine Inch Nails... that was pretty cool :)

The new copies of AVN came in today so if you'd like to come pick up a copy they're in the lobby... but you'd better say hello to me if you do come over here hehe :)

Have a good day!
Angie





And to think...I thought BEFORE I had you engrained into my mind.

Thanks for the pictures. I won't sleep for a month ;)

They should come with a prescription for valium!

Thanks again.

Tony




Dear Lori:

I ran across your site weeks ago but I called LA Direct around that say time and asked about the women of color they had on their roster. I spoke with a guy and he told me about you but a couple weeks later he left the company. I would really like for you to join the club. I try to keep the yahoo crybabies at bear and I don’t run with rumors. Anything I print at the club I get either from the horse’s mouth or very reliable sources. I am never out to hurt anyone but if you step on a landmine everyone is going to know it. Yahoo has been so crazy with deleting clubs so you must go to your yahoo profile and place your age, gender, and location to become a member. Remember this is an adult site.

As you know I think the industry is full of it where women of color are concerned. You can’t change anything just by complaining about it so I have sat out to do as much as I can by taking action. First we must control some media where fans of black erotica can get accurate information on what is going on, who’s hot, and where they appearing. Once we control media then the word can get out the way we want. I have an e-magazine coming out in September that going to celebrate the beauty of women of color. I am not going to reinvent the wheel I taking all my clues from Playboy. Now I am 45 years old and I have been a Playboy reader since the age of 18. I remember that Playboy lost some of its market share to Penthouse and Hustler because they wouldn’t be too explicit and never featured anyone in the adult industry. We are going to be a lifestyle magazine and feature beautiful models and women of color in the adult industry. We aren’t going to be too explicit and going to keep it as classic.

I want to thank you for the pictures and would like to set up the interview for 1pm your time Tuesday. Let me know if this time is good for you.

Sincerely,
David Wade




Hello Lori:

Thanks for getting back with me, your body is so bangin so I had to ask. The fashion line is a military styled urban wear branded as Splinter Unit Fashions. The line covers both men and women. The fashion shoot will take place in New York. Dynamite from the Black Tail magazine said that I could use her studio in Manhattan when I'm ready. The only thing I'm waiting on is the samples from the manaufacturer. Then I can set up a date that fits within your schedule. The shoot should take place in either late June or July, so I hope this works within your schedule. I'll pay for the hotel and flight arrangements. I need your measurements, so email me that information. By the way the photos will be used for my website only and the photos will be copyright material. No one will be able to copy the photos and paste them on another site. I have an excellent web designer and he can set those security methods. You can check out the mock example for my website at http://www.splinterunit.com/. This is not the website in its final version. My web developer and I had to come up with some unique ideas and ultimately in the final version it should be an above average site. So, if this sounds good please email me those measurements and we can get this done. I appreciate your interest.

thanks,

Dennis

FAN MAIL

hey lori...i see on your site that u like 2 have fun & take risks. i was just curious what type of things u like 2 do 4 fun. what is a typical day like in the life of lori? i'm a laid back dude, so i love meeting people w/alot of energy. whats the poetry scene like out there in cali? holla at me when u get a chance. if i dont hear from u, have a safe & blessed holiday.....

sleepy




Sweety,

I got signed up !! Look forward to it !!

Keep in touch !!

Love Ya !!!
Jerre


Sweety,
Live in Alabama.....where you lived one time. And, you can live with me anytime you'd like too !!.....lol
I'll keep trying to I join. How much to join ? Not that it really matters. Do I get to enjoy your beautiful body ??
May I call you for a minute, Sweety ? I'd love to hear your sexy voice before I go to bed....MMMM...xoxox......lol.
I Love You, Lori,
Jerre




yes actually i have 4 active artists 2 females and males. you can go to there pages on my top friends. I really think we can pull this off if we push it right. I feel you arent respected as an artist like you are yourself. Nobody really pays your page any attention and that makes me mad. But you probably cool with it. I just want you to be a part of the company so we can get famous. I plan to be a millionaire no less then four years and I want u to be there cause i see u really respect our music. All these ideas I have please believe we gone make it. Get back at me and im gonna add you to my top friends when i get back from balling. Love Ya!




Hey, Lori, how are you?! I called you a few weeks ago to find out what's upwith you, but I guess you changed your number, or it said it was out ofservice, something - anyway, I'm glad I got your e mail, and have your address, and hope you're well. I'm leaving tonight on a long trip overseas (well, long for me, over 3 weeks) - doing a documentary. But I'll hit you when I get back - have a great holiday and new year!

Love, Bill

Oh, and you are most definitely my friend.




Good Day Ms. Alexia.
This is Jason Buchanon, from Myspace. I go by Tattaglia. Long time no speak, but I did get a chance to work on the layout that I said I would do for you. Take a look at http://myspace.com/jaybuctest and tell me what you think. Of course it is not final. For more details you can send a reply or have someone call me. Phone is better for me + I am always available. Take care.




Lori,I just join your website and felt compelled to send you this. It took some time before I joined your website. I’ve seen most of the movies you’ve been in and enjoyed each and every one of them.Right now I’m in Las Vegas and I’m sorry to say I saw your ads on Craig’s List too late. By the time I saw them you were already gone. You look fantastic! That is an understatement. I really like the way you project yourself on the screen. I like it when you show off your athletic abilities. I joined the website truly looking forward to seeing you in some wonderful photo layouts and I was hoping to be able to download some of your movies. Boy was I disappointed!!!!!!!!! I had envisioned photo layouts similar to other websites that I’ve seen. I joined a couple of hours ago and I’ve already cancelled my membership. Bob Cooper




Dear Lori

I am developing an adult Internet radio station that is going to be based in Atlanta, Georgia. I have been a fan of yours since you first came on the scene. I wanted to ask if I could get you out of “Porn Valley” for a few weekends. I know that if you were one of our on air personalities your show would be a success. I would like for you to consider being on air for us Saturday nights from 9-10pm. You would be part of a two-girl team during this time. The show will be a call in show so you will be hearing from your fans. Topics could be on anything that’s happening in the adult industry, especially information on women of color in the industry. You can promote anything that you are doing, i.e. appearances and projects. I would bring you into Atlanta Saturday afternoon and you would be back in LA Sunday evening. We will not be online until late Feb. Lori, if this interest you please let me know then I will go into details with you.

Sincerely,

David Wade
Vesuvius Productions




Hello and how are you doing? My nickname is elliot and my name is Eleazar Rodriguez. So what have you been up to lately?





Hey Lori,

I bet I am your typical demographic:
mid 40's
white male
married
never gone black but my ebony fantasies always cum back.

Keep up the good work.........your sexuality is 10 out of 10.

If you ever make it to NY appearance or New England let me know.

CT guy.




I am a big fan of you please let me know when you are going to do anal videos?




Names Lamar. We spoke on myspace yesterday… I was emailing you to see what’s good with you and what are you up to….




Hey there sexy and how are you? I would like to get to know you and your very sexy body very well so how about the two of us working at getting everything all setup.
And my name is Don Thomas.





Hello Lori,

Thanks for the email address. It's good to finally hear from you. I saw you at last years AVN convention near the Red Light District booth but didn't get over in time to introduce myself to you, so it's nice to get the chance to talk to you.

-Ron




first i would lift u up and throw u on the bed then i would kiss u passionately then i would begin nibbling on ur ear as i rub ur tits harder and harder with my right hand and stroakin and carresin ur inner thigh with my left moving back and forth moving closer and closer to ur pussy i get so close i begin to rub with only 3 fingers i begin to circle it slowly my fingers get so close u can feel the heat from my fingers on ur clit then i pull away i then begin to suck on ur neck moving lower and lower on ur body to ur shouders i begin mussaging ur body likin and kissin and suckin every spot that i touch. i start with ur shoulders and move and down ur arms slowly makin my way down ur chest to ur tits i begin sucking on them and rubin them harder and harder till u beg me to move lower my mouth beginning to water as i slowly move down ur stomach makin sure i do not miss a spot as i move by ur belly button i begin to treat it like ur pussy lickin it as i rub the sides spreadin it apart likin it never takin my eyes of it until u ask me for the real thing i begin to move lower and lower the moisture from my lips begins to drip down onto ur pussy as i begin to move around it down to ur knees (lol the more anticipation is good) i begin to hum as i kiss ur inner thigh and mussage it so it feels a vibrator is moving up ur leg i slowly move and once again pool away going down to ur feet where a little known spot is that increases a womans sex drive makin it easier for her to O then i move up to ur pussy lift u up by the ass cheaks myssaging them and begin to slowly rub the tip of my cock on ur ass cheaks back and then i bend over so i can lick ur pussy makin sure i lick up if any all ur cum. my tounge curling around ur clit circling in and out in and out. then i set u on the ground and begin to mussage ur tits i rub the bottom of ur boobs while i lick ur tits with my tounge rollin back and forth on ur tits as my free hand slides into ur pussy back and for while my thumb rubs ur clit every time it goes in then as i suck ur tits i slide my hand down ur spine to ur ass and then ill move my mouth slowly down lickin while my hands pleasure u then ill begin to lick ur pussy with one hand as my tounge rolls in and out of it using my free hand to mussage ur clit with my thumb and pinky spreadin ur pussy apart while my other hands mussage ur g-spot deep inside ur pussy. then i turn around and begin slowly rubin my cock up and down ur body as i begin to give ur pussy the attention it deserves stroakin and mussagin the clit with both hands movin my body into every lick as i begin to lick the g spot and clit with complete focus makin sure i suck any cum that get out of ur body swollowing it (hoping to stick a vibraitor in hear to help) then as i am about to cum i ask u where u want me to stickin it any where u want if in ur pussy i hold it in wait till ur about to cum holding it back and letting it out like a hose i begin to put u against the wall so u can feel the full force of ever fuck and begin to bang u like a drum every thrust like a sledge hammer as i throw my body into every fuck then ild lift u up and sit in my wheelchair and grind and thrust u deeply onto my dick continuously giving u every thing ive got slamming ur ass or pussy over and over hard onto my dick usin gravity to bang u even harder movin faster and faster each time i begin to bend u over so i can suck ur neck as u feel my dick growin inside u pulsing ready too burst. i start to angle ur body so i fuck u horizontally so my dick goes in even deeper every time i fuck u I then begin to carry u into the shower sweat and water dripping down our bodies as i fuck u harder and harder gruntin and moanin with every thrust to make sure all my power goes into it i take u to my hot tub and turn on the jets i begin to put ur ass against the spas jets and begin to eat u out my tounge digging deep into ur pussy as i spread ur ass mussaging it allowing the jets to hit it. I ben u over and i then begin to mussage ur tits from behind with one hand and ur pussy with another as i begin to thrust back and forth into ur ass going in as deep as i can moving the stroke of ur pussy and tits the same as my thrust so u feel it all over moving harder and faster each time till i cannot give u anymore.




What’s up! My name is Gregory Maher on behalf of Will Perkins at VIBE Magazine. VIBE Magazine is interested in having you participating in this years VIBE Awards. Specifically we would need you to work the red carpet and our sponsored cabanas. If you or any of your dope friends are interested contact me by Friday to go over the specifics. Should you choose to work with us you would receive comp access to the awards show and all events surrounding the weekend. Below you will find my information. Yours in Entertainment, Gregory P. Maher




Dear Lori,

I'm happy to hear from you, I've E-mailed two or three times and didn't hear back. I was starting to get worried. I was worried you might have started messing with drugs and gone down hill. I've seen that happen to good girls before. I'll call you when I get a chance in a few days. Every time I drive by your old shop I take a long look and think how nice it was when you were living here in Mobile. You will always be a friend and I'm always here if there is anything I can do for you. I "Google" your name monthly to see whats new with you. I'm so glad I went on that trip with you, I had a great time. I'll talk to you soon.

Adrien




Hey, I doubt that this is your real email address and/or you'll respond to this... but I just wanted to say that I am a really big fan of yours.




Hi, how are you? I came across your website and absloutely love it, the pictures of you are incredible, you are extremely beautiful! I just wanted to write and let youknow that. I have attached a picture of myself, I would love to have the opportunity to meet you if you are ever in the Los Angeles area? We can correspond for awhile first and get to know one another and see how it goes? Let me know, I look forwrd to hearing from you soon.
Regards, James




can i buy some of ur worn panties
so i can taste u





Hi Lori....don't know what happened to my call to you last night, but hoped to talk with you again. Give me a call if you want. Hope all's good with you......

JJ




Hi Lori,
I've got a friend going to Vegas in a few weeks. Should I pass your number his way? Are you based out of Vegas or traveling in from LA on the weekends?
Todd




Dear Lori,
What's up,how are you doing? Did you ever use the two story's I wrote for you? Are you still busy making movies? I check the Internet regularly and get more new hits on you all the time.
I saw a photo of you with a cigarette in your hand, I hope your not smoking. Your too pretty to let smoking ruin your skin and make you look old before your time, not to mention cancer.
I asked you before you left Mobile to be careful of the "fast" life of drugs you would be tempted with. I hope smoking is your only new vice. Be careful I like you, your a good friend and care about your well being.
Adrien





Hi JJ!

It was fun chatting with you tonight. Hopefully we'll get to talk a whole lot more in the future. Please keep in touch with me, as I will save your number and email address.

With Love,

Lori Alexia
Thanks sweet'ums. See you again soon, I hope. :)

JJ




Hi Lori!

WOW! I am so very surprised you actually responded to me! I just never really thought that you would take the time for a nobody like me....I'm just your "Average Joe" from Miami...but I am extremely happy that you did! you made me day...week...month...year...well you know what I mean! Why would you be so surprised and intrigued as to me remembering you from such a long time ago? I'll answer that with a question...LOL! How could I not remember such a beautiful, smart, funny and sexy woman such as yourself? I can't!!! You are like the perfect woman! I look forward to the next time you come down to Miami, Cleveland or Montreal. I say that because with my job, I live/work in Montreal Sunday night thru Friday afternoon and fly back to Miami Friday and fly back to Montreal on Sunday afternoon. I say Cleveland because I am originally from there and fly there too on weekends that I don't want to come back down here for a change of pace and see old friends and family there. If I know ahead of time that you are going to be one of these places I'll make a point of it to come see you. Maybe you will remember me...hopefully you will! I attached a pic of me so maybe that will help you. Take care and stay as sexy and beautiful as you are!!!!

Huggs and Kisses,Shawn





Hi,
Sorry to hear you crashed your car. Glad your OK now, after the hospital visit.

My cell phone is very weak here and thus only using the email.

Let me know if you get this and received me answer to your last email.

I expect to be in LV around the middle of next month.

Get well soon,

David




Hi, Lori -Guess what! I was hanging out at this little place in Hollywood after my usual Tuesday evening hike having a beer when this guy sits down beside me and starts talking to me. He introduced himself as Kenny Coplan, the "legendary" cofounder of the Spearmint Rhino chain. He is no longer in the strip club business -- in fact, he's involved in a big lawsuit with his former partners. Instead he is in the gambling business and is promoting several casinos.How's everything going with you?- Take care, Gare




Dear Sexy Beautiful Luscious Adult Superstar(s)/Model(s)/Covergirl(s)

All of you probably been busy and probably couldn't find the time to check your e-mail, but i have bad news for you, the e-card that i sent to all of you last month on Valentine's Day 2006 has already expire, the e-card only last 30 days and then it will expire, i'm really sorry. I really try to reach all of you or some of you. Just in case all of you or some of you didn't chance to read it, here what i wrote from last month on Valentine's Day 2006:

I really like to take this moment to wish you
(all of you) a Happy Valentine's Day (Happy Valentine's Day 2006). I'm thinking of you (I'm thinking of all of you) on this day (this holiday). Enjoy your day, enjoy your night and also take care of yourself (take care of yourselves)!!

From Your Fan: V.L. (VL) Of Brooklyn, New York





HI Lori,

Any plans on coming to NYC? I would love to meet you!

Take care.




Hi, Lori -I got around to checking out you photo today. It was very flattering.My former neighbor Sue once mentioned that she has a friend here in LA who is a glamor/erotic photographer, and when I first got your e-mail, it occurred to me that that might be her. Lately, LA seems like it is becoming such a small town for me because I am always running into people who know someone who I know, or hike with, or work with, so I thought it would be a real trip if you did do a photo shoot with Sue's friend. I checked with Sue, and she said her photographer friend was Lori Mann, of PinkKitty fame, not Holly Randall. (Unfortunately Sue, who was my local happy hour buddy, moved back to Chicago back in November.)I hope everything is going well for you. I am still hanging in here in Pasadena at my old job. I'm still hiking though, and it looks like I need more because I just had a cardio health exam and they told me my cholesterol was too high and I still need to lose 10-15 pounds. If you are still interested in going out hiking, let me know. All you need is a decent pair of hiking boots and socks, and some lightweight hiking shorts or pants. (Most jeans just are too tight and too stiff to hike in.) Also, they start up the monthly evening barbecue social in Griffith Park next month.- Take care, Gare





Lori,

Saw a tape with you. Wondering what you have been up to lately. Are you performing still and where?

A Fan





Hi Lori-
Any luck for us NYC guys that you would pay us a visit?Matt




Hi Lori: I am assuming you live in Las Vegas now? If that is correct, it will be April 1st before they release the new product so I will contact you after that date.




Hi, Lori -I just thought I'd write to wish you a happy Valentine's Day. I hope all is going well with you.I've been very busy since I got back from Christmas vacation. Someone at work had a heart attack over the holiday break and I've been working a lot of overtime to take up the slack caused by her being out on medical leave. I'm sorry I haven't got around to calling you lately. When is a good time to call? It seemed like every time I called you last year was at a bad time.- Take care, Gare





If you are ever in Vegas, i travel there as well.

Thanks.

Matt




Lori, I just spoke with both Don and Gabriel and I am going to have Gabriel call you right now re: shooting for your website.

S-





Goodmorning sweetie,
I slept well last night and I noticed you seemed to as well.

Today, I will go to the hanger and get all of the household items I have there, including the TV.

I have a meeting with Larry and then off to Fresno. After business on Tuesday (I hope the sale closes on time) or Wednesday I'll go to Northern Cali to pick up parts and return to LV from there. If all goes well I'll be back Thursday late or Friday early.

Thanks for your love.

Love you,

David




I am a big fan of you please let me know when you plan on doing some anal or dp videos! curtis




Hey there my Special One, Want to wish you my very nasty best and hopefully we can have a exeptionally naughty New Year together!!! Don Pace




Hi, Are you available for private meetings in the LA area? Mark



Hi Lori,I was very surprised to see a fellow Barbadian in theporn biz,and one so hot at that.When I told somefriends they didn't believe me.I would like to knowwhat it is like to be a famous porn star and are youcoming to Barbados anytime soon.Porn is outlawedhere,but we have a huge porn black market.I amconstantly looking for one of your movies but haven'tgotten lucky yet.Strip joints have recently become envogue and I am glad for that.So hola at a Bajannative. P.s Congrats on your success so far.




helloHow are you doin, I'm just hitting you up to let you know, we( http://playascafe.com/ ) are goin to promoting stripper contest on the 3rd Thursday of Jan. and we would like you to be one of the Judges.If your interested you can contact me at this email or give us a call.




Hey Lori, glad to hear your back, how was you trip. Vegas is always fun......So when you gonna be at the club?? I dont exactly know how im supposed to remind you who I am. We only talked once and Im sure you meet tons of men at the club. Anyways I'll let you know just remember im Sergio and I have a big smile :D Let me know if you could hook me and my friends up with some passes so we can have some fun.

Talk to you soon.
Serg




Hello Lori-I wrote you back a few days ago,but hadn't heard back from you or got any kind of response.Please write me back as soon as you can,or as soon as you have a free moment to let me know when i may be able to make an appointment to meet w/you to please you for a few hours as your very good and passionate oral toe,leg,innerthigh and g-string worshipper-and i will also be your best oral ass and pussyworshipping boy!Please write me back to let me know!!Thank you so much Lori!-Fred




Hello Lori-Thank you so much Lori,for writing me back and being interested.If it does sound tempting to you-then please,please let's get together really soon1I would love to make an appointment w/you to spend a few hours just pleasing you so much as your very good oral toe,leg,innerthigh and g-string and pussyworshipper!I would be so good for you as your oral innerthigth and pussyworshipper and your oral g-string worshipper while you are wearing your g-string(a sexy sheer little fishnet g-string or silky g-string would be wonderful-and a crotchless g-string would be so delicious on you!).And i would also love so much to start things off by sitting w/you on the sofa so you and i can get off masturbating together-i would love to sit right beside you and stroke myself so good for you just the way you tell me to while your feet(one foot at a time)is up at my mouth and i am licking and sucking on your toes while you excite me so much allowing me to watch you stroke and finger your sexy wet slit.And then after lots and lots of us both masturbating-i will get down on my knees to taste every last inch of your calves and your thighs and lick all up and down and back and forth across your delicious innerthighs while you are still pleasing yourself.I will be your very best oral pussylover-i promise!!Please write me back so we can please make plans to meet for all of these things.I will please you so much,i promise!-Fred




hi , how are you . hope u r feeling good. ive attached 2 pics of myself, simply click and dowload the tiny file , hope u like them . if u want to see more of me , just ask me babe. wonder if id be good enough to make some movies with you ,lol . bye babe xxx




Tell me about yourself likes dislikes and stuff??




I am surprised to hear from you! I am absolutly serious. Are you currently amking any new flicks? I would love to be a star with you. I think it would be a big seller. Let me know what you think. Or even if you are looking for a husband figure to have kids with....
Just curious...

Jonathan P. Moser




Hi Lori,What are you up for this weekend? Will you just be working possibly or have you any interest in doing something, movies or anything else to your liking?Let me know and shoot me an email or catch me online on Yahoo chat, to which you invited me to.Talk to you soon....Nils




Thank you sweetie....for the lovely invite. I hope someday our paths would cross again. Take Care, Juan




Lori,

Deputy Sonnemann "Robert" here. I didn't have a chance to talk to you much on your last court date. Since you have a man ( what a lucky guy he is) in your life. I hope everything went well in court. Do you have any more court dates, or are you done? I hope I get the chance to see you again. Even if it's just to say hi.

Robert,




hi, rich and christy here... really enjoyed meeting you... here are the pics from the pool party!

click on the link and save it. http://www2.biancablue.com/lorialexia.zip

please let me know when you have the file, so i can remove them from the web... hope we see you again soon, christy loved playing twister with you!

r and c




Hello and how are you? I'm not doing all that well. Ihad shoulder surgery this past Friday and I'm in alotof pain. The drugs they gave me for pain are not doingthe job but I'll live. Holla at me when you can.




Lori,Its alright, take your time, and thanks for doing thisfor me.Give me a call if you feel like it, we'll talk Simon




Hello Lori-May i please be able to make an appointment to meet w/you really soon to spend 2 or 3hours w/you(or even just one hour or 90minutes even!!)to be down on my knees for the whole time-while you are sitting on your sofa-and i would lick the bottoms of your feet and lick and chew and suck on all your toes and lick all up and down the backs of your sexy calves and taste and lick and chew on every inch of your thighs and lick every bit of your delicious innerthighs all the way up to the very,very insides of your thighs?I would love to chew and suck and nibble and lick all up and down the very front of your sexy sheer lacey fishnet g-string or sexy crotchless g-string that you are wearing.I would love to spend as much time as possibly licking your sexy slit and licking and chewing and sucking on your incredibly delicious sexy clit and youre lips for so long.I want so much to lick your sexy soft warm luscious slit for so long-and would love so much for you to just ride my tongue for as long as you wish.Please write me back soon to let me know if you would be able to make an appointment w/me for me to meet you for this session for me to please and worship you in all of these ways soon.I want so much to meet you soon to please you so much as your very good oral ass and pussyworshipper and your oral toe,foot,leg,innerthigh and g-string worshipper too.Please write me back soon to let me nkow.Let's please meet soon for all these things to happen.I want you to make me and force me to orally worship your incredible,delicious sexy pussy and innerthighs and ass just the way you want me to.Thank you so much Lori!-Fred




Hi Lori,This is Simon, the white europian looking guy fromSpearmint Rhino yesterday Oct 01 that asked you aboutthe porn industry and spoke with Nikki a little bitafterwards.Here I am emailing you, I had a good time yesterday,wanted to thank you and was also wandering if you aregenuinely interested in sitting down with me one ofthese days and talk about stuff...I also viewed your website and would love to offer myservices in how to make it better, if you would likethat.If you are interested, call me at 310.691.9923ThanksSimon




Hi Lori,This is Michael with the smile from Sherman Oaks! It was great bumping into you at the Rhino. You looked soooo familiar and you were right, I did get your info and pic from LA Direct. You are both intelligent and polite and I was really happy to find out what a down to earth person you are.Please drop me an e-mail or ring me at 818-653-7656 (cell). Let's get to know each other better, my schedule is flexible and maybe I could take you to sushi sometime (Sushi Dan's in Studio City!)Love to hear from you! :)Michael Moertl




Hi Lori,I would love to come and see you again, but I have already committed myself to meet a few friends that I have not seen in such a long time down in Hermosa, because I was out of town for so long. I do not like to flake on people....though I would like to see you again, but hope that there is another opportunity sometime.Ciao,Nils




Hi,Enjoyed meeting you last night and chatting with you. Your performance on stage was pretty artistic. How frequently are you at that location?Ciao,Nils




Hello and how are you doing? I was hoping you wouldcheck up on me but I couldn't remember if I told you Iwas from New Orleans. My family got out in time butthey maybe homeless. They are staying with otherrelatives right now bu they are okay. Trying to getthem to move here but that's going to be a hard sell.Well holla at me when you get a chance.






































Hi Lori,

I'll be in Vegas the week of May 22nd through the 26th. What will your schedule be like during that week? Would you like to get together?

Todd




Hello Lori
Robert here, I'm sitting here at the courthouse and thought about you for a minute ( alright ) more than a minute. It's been a long time since we last talked. I was in Vegas and tried to call but the number wasn't working. Did you get a local Vegas number. Call Me some time. We'll catch up.
Talk to you soon
Robert

Funny Christmas Cartoons

Fan Mail

Sweety,
I got all my votes in for you and I'll keep voting for you every day, Baby !! Lori, you are the most beautiful !!.....and I love you !!
I'd still love to talk to you on the phone sometime, Baby, when you have time.
Merry Christmas,
I Love You !!
Jerre


Don't worry, g/f......I'll vote for you every day ( 5 times ).
I really would love to meet you sometime and hope to talk to you on the phone when you have time, Sweety !!
I'll bet you have a b/f don't you ??.....a lady with your good looks has too !! If not, I'm available !!.......lol.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Baby !!
I Love You !!
Jerre


Sweety,
Where do you buy most of your clothes ? I sent you an e-mail asking for a "hint" on what to get you for Christmas, but have an idea if I knew where you but your clothes.
Love You, Baby,
Jerre



Hey

I definitely hope you will be in nyc soon. I have seen about 15-20 adult stars for short private dates and have given them the investing book as a thank you. I would hope to do the same with you. I do not sell anything so there is nothing in it for me. You are right. It is important to learn as much as you can. That way you start putting money away asap for when you are old and gray (but still hot as hell:):):). It will also teach you what is realistic about investing which will help if someone tries to scam you.
I will definitely vote for you because I think you are one of the hottest girls on the planet. And I have seen Beyonce, Halle, Angelina, etc in real life.
What is the best cd you heard this year?? I liked the Arctic Monkeys cd i think

Mike


Lori,I sent you an on line Christmas card on Christmas Eveand I was truly surprised that you opened it soquickly. Within a few minutes you sent me a thank youcard.The card you sent me was the nicest thing that I’vereceived from anyone in many years. Just as areminder it was the rabbit hugging the deer. When Iread the message I got this warm feeling inside! Justthinking about getting a hug from you would be theultimate Christmas present that I could ever dream ofreceiving!There is one thing that I would like to ask you “Is itreally you or am I exchanging e-mails with some onethat works for you?” I know that the phone sexservices use women that are old enough to be my motherand about the size of my pickup. Either way I would like to say THANK YOU. BobYou are my favorite adult star bar none!

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Hi Guys! Please help expand the advocacy efforts on behalf of the people in Dafur.


Dear Lori,

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GARFIELD, and FAMILY CIRCUS Christmas Cartoon Jokes

After Christmas Thought

After Christmas Thought

A few days after Christmas, my six year son and I were talking. He asked, "Mom, is there a Santa Claus?"

"Well, what do you think?" I asked him.

He replied, "Well, my Playstation that I got and my gift from Santa were wrapped in the same kind of wrapping paper."

He thought for a minute and said, "I'll tell you what ... you and Dad can go on buying me presents and let's just forget we ever had this talk!"

Christmas Money

What Denomination?

A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk.

"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 30 Catholic, 10 Baptist ones, 20 Lutheran, and 40 Presbyterian."

AIRPORT MISTLETOE

Airport Mistletoe

It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to go back. The airport on the other hand had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared annoying elevator renditions of cherished Christmas carols.

Being someone who took Christmas very seriously, and being slightly tired, he was not in a particularly good mood.

Going to check in his luggage (which, for some reason, had become one suitcase with entirely new clothes), he saw hanging mistletoe. Not real mistletoe, but very cheap plastic with red paint on some of the rounder parts and green paint on some of the flatter and "pointier" parts, that could be taken for mistletoe only in a very Picasso sort of way.

With a considerable degree of irritation and nowhere else to vent it, he said to the lady attendant, "Even if I were not married, I would not want to kiss you under such a ghastly mockery of mistletoe."

"Sir, look more closely at where the mistletoe is."

(pause)

"Ok, I see that it's above the luggage scale, which is the place you'd have to step forward for a kiss."

"That's not why it's there."

(pause)

"Ok, I give up. Why is it there?"

"It's there so you can kiss your luggage goodbye."

Twas the Day After Christmas

Twas the Day After Christmas

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,
Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse.

The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;
Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.

Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor,
whileUpstairs the family continued to snore.

And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans,
Went into the kitchen and started to clean.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror.

The driver was smiling, so lively and grand;
The patch on his jacket said "U.S. POSTMAN."

With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox
Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox.

Bill after bill, after bill, they still came.
Whistling and shouting he called them by name:

"Now Dillard's, now Broadway's, now Penny's and Sears
Here's Levitz's and Target's and Mervyn's -- all here!!

To the tip or your limit, every store, every mall,
Now chargeaway-chargeaway-chargeaway all!"

He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work.
He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk.

He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road,
Driving much faster with just half a load.

Then I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer,
"ENJOY WHAT YOU GOT ... YOU'LL BE PAYING ALL YEAR!"

Cute CHRISTMAS Cartoons

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CHRISTMAS DAY TIPS

Holiday Tips


I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but because it's the season when the food police come out with their wagging fingers and annual tips on how to get through the holidays without gaining 10 pounds.

1. About those carrot sticks. Avoid them. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnogaholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later then you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other peoples food for free. Lots of it. Hello? Remember college?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Years, You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa. Position yourself near them, and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. You can't leave them behind. You're not going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day ?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean have some standards, mate.

10. And one final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread tips. Start over. But hurry! Cookieless January is just around the corner.

Christmas Jokes

Electric Trains

While working as a mall Santa, I had many children ask for electric trains. "If you get a train," I would tell each one, "you know your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that okay?"

The usual answer was a quick yes, but after I asked one boy this question, he became very quiet. Trying to move the conversation along, I asked what else he would like Santa to bring him. He promptly replied, "Another train."





'Twas The Night Before Christmas - Military Version


'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,
Air defences were up, with electronic eyes.

Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,
As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads.

Every jet on the apron,
each SAM in its tube,

Was triply-redundant,
linked to the Blue Cube,

And ELINT and AWACS gave coverage so dense
That nothing that flew could slip through our defence.

When out of the klaxon arose such a clatter
I dashed to the screen to see what was the matter;

I increased the gain and then, quick as a flash,
Fine-adjusted the filters to damp out the hash.

And there found the source of the warning we'd heeded:
An incoming blip, by eight escorts preceded.

"Alert status red!" went the word down the wire,
As we gave every system the codes that meant "FIRE!"

On Aegis! Up Patriot, Phalanx and Hawk!
And scramble our fighters--let's send the whole flock!

Launch decoys and missiles! Use chaff by the yard!
Get the kitchen sink up! Call the National Guard!

They turned toward the target, moved toward it, converged.
Till the tracks on the radar all finally merged,

And the sky was lit up with a demonic light,
As the foe met his fate in the high arctic night.

So we sent out some recon to look for debris,
Yet all that they found, both on land and on sea

Were some toys, a red hat, a charred left leather boot,
Broken sleigh bells, white hair, and a deer's parachute.

Now it isn't quite Christmas, with Saint Nick shot down.
There are unhappy kids in each village and town.

For the Spirit of Christmas can't hope to evade
All the web of defences we've carefully made.

But a crash program's on: Working hard, night and day,
All the elves are constructing a radar-proof sleigh.

So let's wait for next Christmas, in cheer and in health,
For the future has hope: Santa's coming by stealth!




Twenty Uses for Fruitcake

1. Use as a doorstop
2. Use as a paperweight
3. Use to clean your pots and pans
4. Use as boat anchor
5. Use as bricks in fireplace
6. Build a house with them
7. Use it to hold up your Christmas tree
8. Use as a pencil holder
9. Give it to the cat for a scratching post
10. Put it in the back yard to feed the birds and squirrels
11. Hold up your car when changing tires
12. Slice and use for poker chips
13. Use it to carve your turkey on
14. Use as replacement for Duraflame log
15. Take it camping with you...use it to weigh down the tent
16. Use it as a seat at a stadium event
17. Stand on it when you change a lightbulb
18. Put it in the back of your car/truck for snow/ice driving
19. Replaces free weights when you work out
20. Use as book ends at the school library

Business News

Warm temps chill coat purchases


NEW YORK (UPI) -- Unseasonably warm temperatures are freezing out sales of all kinds of cold-weather clothing from headgear to accessories, U.S. retailers said.

Retailers dubbed it the Coat Crisis of 2006, as holiday shoppers splurge on other items as they shop in their shirt-sleeves, The New York Times said Saturday.

The glut of winter garb has distressed retail executives counting on big profits from coats in the crucial holiday shopping season.

"At first, you start to chuckle in the morning when it's 50 degrees, then you start to snicker and then you start to curse," said Rick Weinstein, director of sales and marketing at Searle, a New York retailer supplying coats to high-end department stores.

Above-average temps aren't the only problem for coats sales. People now dress in layers, opting for jackets worn over sweaters worn over shirts worn over T-shirts. Also, millions of Americans are buying gift cards as presents.

Retailers are responding by offering post-Christmas markdowns now.

"It's a triple whammy," said John D. Morris, senior retail analyst at Wachovia Securities, who tracks sales at mall stores. "Retailers are getting caught with their pants down -- and their coats off."

Copyright 2006 by United Press International




Survey finds many Britons don't save


LONDON (UPI) -- A survey finds almost one-third of British adults saved no money at all in 2006, while another fifth say they did not save as much as they had planned.

The survey was done by the bank Alliance & Leicester, the Daily Mail reported.

The New Year is the time for making new financial resolutions, with 80 percent of those polled saying they planned to straighten out their finances in 2007 and begin saving for a rainy day.

But Helen Palmer, the bank's head of current accounts, said for many those good intentions will not be realized.

"Despite ambitious plans for the year ahead, unless people commit to saving a set amount on a monthly basis, it is highly unlikely that they will get round to saving any money at all," she told the newspaper.

Almost half, 42 percent, of those who did save admitted that they also dipped into their savings during the year. Almost three-quarters of non-savers said they did not earn enough money to put some aside while 20 percent said they did not need to.

Copyright 2006 by United Press International




Retailers hope for big gift-buying finish

WASHINGTON (UPI) -- U.S. retailers predict shoppers seeking last-minute gifts and deals will give a much-needed lift to a tepid holiday shopping season.

Only about 11 percent of shoppers had finished holiday shopping after last weekend while more than 15 percent said they had not even started, said a National Retail Federation survey cited in Saturday's Washington Post.

National Retail Federation predicted holiday sales would surpass last year by 5 percent to $457.4 billion, compared to 6.1 percent growth in 2005.

To help boost traffic, stores across the United States are offering deals and extended shopping hours before closing Sunday evening.

The holiday season is critical for retailers because it accounts for about 20 percent of the industry's total sales.

People put off gift-buying for many reasons, an International Council of Shopping Centers survey showed. About 55 percent of consumers said they would pick up gift cards if they couldn't find anything else. Another 54 percent said they had plenty of time left because there was a full weekend to shop before Christmas. More than a quarter of shoppers said they were waiting for better deals.

Copyright 2006 by United Press International

HOLIDAY PRAYERS

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.



MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen

Current News

Pope calls for end to prejudice

Vatican City (UPI) -- Pope Benedict XVI called for an end to prejudice and harmful acts among all people Sunday in his Christmas Eve address at the Vatican.

Speaking in various languages to thousands in St. Peter's Square, the pope said it was time for people to "overcome preconceived ideas and prejudices, tear down barriers and eliminate contrasts that divide -- or worse -- set individuals and peoples against each other, so as to build together a world of justice and peace."

Thousands more people are expected to turn out Sunday night for Benedict's midnight mass, which will be watched on television by millions more around the world, Voice of America reported.

Following the mass, the pope will deliver the "Urbi et Orbi," or "To the city and the world" address to highlight Christian progress and problems.

Copyright 2006 by United Press International




Police search for suspect in fatal robbery

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (UPI) -- Police in Little Rock, Ark., Sunday sought a bank robber who fatally shot a teller and said "Merry Christmas" before fleeing the scene.

The robber escaped with an undisclosed amount of cash from a Metropolitan Bank branch Saturday, KATV, Little Rock, Ark., reported.

Police said the suspect entered the bank and fired a gun at James R. Garison, 25, fatally wounding him. The man moved to another teller, pointed his gun and demanded the money. Before leaving, the suspect reportedly said, "Merry Christmas."

At least two other employees and three customers were in the bank when the robbery occurred, police said.

Garison was transported to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

Copyright 2006 by United Press International




Seven dead in Iraq police station bombing

BAGHDAD (UPI) -- Seven Iraqi police officers were killed and 30 others wounded Sunday when a suicide bomber walked into a police station 55 miles northeast of Baghdad.

The attack happened in Muqdadiya, and destroyed much of the building in the mixed city of Sunni and Shiite Muslims, CNN reported. While not as violent as Baghdad, the city has seen a growing number of sectarian attacks in the past year.

Further north in Diyala province, Interior Ministry officials said two roadside bombs exploded in the town of Khaneqain, injuring 18 people.

The U.S. military said in a statement Sunday two of its soldiers were killed in separate roadside bombings on Saturday. The attacks occurred southeast and southwest of Baghdad, and four soldiers were injured in the blasts.

In December, 76 U.S. soldiers have been killed in Iraq, and 2,965 have died since the occupation began in March 2003.

Copyright 2006 by United Press International




Queen sends special message to troops

LONDON (UPI) -- Britain's Queen Elizabeth II Sunday acknowledged the risk they take and thanked the British military in Iraq and Afghanistan in a holiday message.

"In Iraq and Afghanistan you continue to make an enormous contribution in helping to rebuild those countries," the queen said. "And I know that yours is a job which often calls for great personal risk."

The pre-recorded Christmas Eve radio broadcast was played to armed forces personnel at home and abroad, the BBC reported Sunday. It is the second time recently the queen recorded a specific message to the military in addition to her annual Dec. 25 broadcast to the nation.

She said her thoughts and prayers went to the families of service personnel who were killed.

The queen mentioned her own ties with the military. She was a teenager when World War II began and her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, was at sea periodically during that time.

Prince Andrew served as a Sea King helicopter pilot during the Falklands War.

Her grandsons are Army officers. Prince William graduated from the military academy earlier this month, eight months after his younger brother Harry.

Copyright 2006 by United Press International




Indonesia flooding kills 29, 70,000 flee

JAKARTA (UPI) -- Flooding in the Indonesian region hit by a tsunami in 2004 has killed 29 people and displaced 70,000 others, government officials said Sunday.

The floods and associated landslides were affecting Aceh, North Sumatra and Riau Islands, cutting off many roads and narrowing escape options, the Jakarta Post said.

Some highways were under 3 feet of water, the Antara news agency reported.

Heavy rains began Friday, and in North Sumatra, waters spread to 12 districts in Langkat regency, where eight bodies were recovered Saturday and 12 people were missing.

Health Ministry official Rustam Pakaya told China's Xinhua state news agency that deforestation was the main cause of the crisis during the annual rainy season.

Vice President Jusuf Kalla echoed that in a speech Saturday.

"If the forests disappear and our rivers and seas are harmed, we will suffer the consequences, which are natural disasters," Kalla said. He also issued a plea for citizens to report illegal logging, the Post said.

Copyright 2006 by United Press International

MySpace.com Fan Mail

Hi guys! I have now decided to include my MySpace.com emails from my FANS so that you can always know what I'm doing. So, go ahead and read. It should be fun!

P.S. In order to fully understand the email conversation questions and responses, I recommend that you read from the bottom of the page to the top. Why? Because it shows from last email to the first; in that order.





Dec 23 2006 11:58 PM
Since it took a minute for you to reply back. I went ahead and sent her the gift. I guess I will take what happend as a lost. After I knock out this show. Then I would have know problem sending you that Victoria Secret set. What size xs panties? Is that a size 6. What did you get your boyfriend for Christmas?I voted for you last night. I did it about four times.I would support you if you did a autobiography. I still think you should start directing your own adult films. But that's just my opinion. So have done any new films lately?


From: Lori AlexiaDate: Dec 23 2006 5:55
Because it is a Christmas gift, and she did not like it or accept it, I do see it as being ungrateful. I think she's being petty and materialistic. I would question myself on whether I want to stay in a relationship like that. Keep in mind that I only know your side, not her's; and I don't know her explanation to her behavior.Unfortunately, I'm a 34D, and XS panties. If you want, you can send it to me anyway. Or you can go to Victoria's Secret and exchange them for me. I would appreciate that much. I am very happy to accept this as a Christmas gift from you. I will even send you pictures of me wearing them- for free!

My address is:
Lori Alexia Entertainment, Inc.
P.O. Box 95872
Las Vegas, NV 89193- 5872

You can always personally email me at lorialexiaent@yahoo.com

By the way, I have a question because I'm doing a POLL: Would you buy my Autobiography if I produced one? Please give me an answer.

Also: I'm flattered to know that I am voted one of the Most Beautiful Non- Caucasion Women in the World!Please vote for me by logging onto http://www.wanderlist.com/nonwhitewomen

There will be two icons. Just press the icon FOR, and you will have voted for me.

P.S. Please don't mistakenly press AGAINST! hahaha

Thanks so much! I appreciate the support. Oh, by the way, you can vote 5 times in a 24 hour period. So please vote for me 5 times every day! Lori Alexia


From: mauriceDate: Dec 19 2006 8:51 PMWhat were you doing for that year? Do you plan on working behind the camera? I would love to see you work with Justin Slayer again. Damn you are a beautiful person inside and out. You seem so down to earth. I want to get your opinion on something. I got this female a Victoria Secret bra and panty set for Christmas. She's not my girlfriend but the only female friend that I have at the moment. But she's telling me to return the gift and get something else. I feel a little disrepected. I spent my hard earn money on the gift. And she's telling me that she wants something different. I think she should feel thankful that I took the time to get her something. What do you think? If you wear a 36d in bra and 6 in panties. Then let me know? I don't feel she deserves something that she doesn't really wants.


From: Lori AlexiaDate: Dec 19 2006 6:16 PM

I left the industry for a whole year. Late January, 07 I will be making a huge comeback. This time around I will make sure I do things bigger and better. If you need help with anything please let me know.


From: mauriceDate: Dec 19 2006 12:08 AM

You are such a down to earth female. When I saw you in Phatty Girls. I was thinking what is this cute female doing make adult movies. I feel your point. If you want something. You have to keep going after it. So have you left the adult movie game? I recall that you told me that you were considering leaving.


From: Lori AlexiaDate: Dec 18 2006 11:55 PM

Hey Sweetie! What I do know is that King Magazine will do articles on girls that think they are popular now. They probably put us in a todem pole of semi new popular girls. Don't be discouraged. Continue to work hard and maybe they will recognize you, and me. My advice is to keep your head above water. You will then succeed!


From: mauriceDate: Dec 18 2006 11:13 PM

In a prior message you stated that you were leaving the game. What do you plan on doing next? I've been emailing the peopl at KING MAGAZINE. I was telling them that they should do a cover on black women in adult movies. That's my goal to get them to cover it.


From: Lori AlexiaDate: Dec 18 2006 11:06 PM

I took a year off. I'm sure you know that. I needed a break.


From: mauriceDate: Dec 15 2006 11:07 PM

Yeah. You haven't been on in a minute. So I hope everything is ok with you. How have you been?


From: Lori AlexiaDate: Dec 15 2006 7:39 PM

okay cool. R u talking about my personal email?


From: mauriceDate: Oct 28 2006 11:20 AM

I went ahead and dropped you a line at you email address! maurice"

Subject:
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: adult material
Body:
Since it took a minute for you to reply back. I went ahead and sent her the gift. I guess I will take what happend as a lost. After I knock out this show. Then I would have know problem sending you that Victoria Secret set. What size xs panties? Is that a size 6. What did you get your boyfriend for Christmas? I voted for you last night. I did it about four times. I would support you if you did a autobiography. I still think you should start directing your own adult films. But that's just my opinion. So have done any new films lately?





Dec 24 2006 2:39 AM
Date Sent: 12/24/2006 2:39:00 AM

Body:Yes I would buy your autobiography. I like to read about peoples lives and where they come.

From: Lori AlexiaDate: Dec 24 2006 2:07 AM

WOW! That's really nice of you to email me and tell me that. I really appreciate your support and your compliments. You should email me personally at lorialexiaent@yahoo.com


From: The King!!Date: Dec 23 2006 11:27 PM

Just wanted to let you that I love all of your scenes. I wish you all the best."

Subject:RE: RE: Big Fan!!
Body:Yes I would buy your autobiography. I like to read about peoples lives and where they come.





Dec 24 2006 2:15 AM
Date Sent: 12/24/2006 2:15:00 AM

Body:I won't Sweetheart, I've just finished adding new pics, check em out. I'm getting ready to log off so until next time Remain Beautiful inside and out PEACE...By the way you can also reach me at lstarks_316@yahoo.com talk to you later.


From: Lori AlexiaDate: Dec 24 2006 6:09 AM

Thanks for your support. It's really appreciated! Please don't forget to vote for me!


From: BIG LDate: Dec 23 2006 11:28 PM

The answer to your question is yes I'd buy it. It would give me a chance to find out more about you, I'm sure it would be quite interesting. I have your e-mail address and look forward to talking to you, take care Beautiful.


From: Lori AlexiaDate: Dec 23 2006 7:25 PM

Thanks for the compliments. I should be designing my page soon and adding more pics and interesting things. So keep checking me out!


From: BIG LDate: Dec 23 2006 4:49 AM

Hey Sexy I was up Checking out your pics, Lori you are sooo easy on the EYES, I'll be logging off soon but I look forward to chatting with you real soon, Holla at a Brotha until then PEACE..."



Body:I won't Sweetheart, I've just finished adding new pics, check em out. I'm getting ready to log off so until next time Remain Beautiful inside and out PEACE...By the way you can also reach me at lstarks_316@yahoo.com talk to you later.







Date Sent: 12/24/2006 2:07:00 AM

Body:Im goin back to Japan to vist my family and to pay my respects to my fallen master. After that I guess im just goin to be workin for my next tournament that will be in L.A and the other in Florida(thats if I pass the pre-qalification matches I have to fight 22 people) . Well I hope you have a great holiday and stay in touch. I'll email you while im in japan ok? Take care!your Karate dudeTenchi Masaki


From: Lori AlexiaDate: Dec 24 2006 12:31 AM

Right now I'm in Las Vegas and will be here until late January. Are you added as my friend? If not do so please. You can always email me personally at lorialexiaent@yahoo.com
What's up with you this Christmas?


From: Tenchi MasakiDate: Dec 23 2006 2:53 PM

Thats coo. You doin any traveling for the holiday?


From: Lori AlexiaDate: Dec 23 2006 2:42 PM

I'm good today. Thanks for asking. As far as the production: I don't start filming for my newest movie until late January. I will keep you posted on the date of the shoot and the name of the movie, if I know it up front.
I have a question: Would you buy my Autobiography if I produced one? Please give me an answer.Also: I'm flattered to know that I am voted one of the Most Beautiful Non- Caucasion Women in the World!Please vote for me by logging onto http://www.wanderlist.com/nonwhitewomen
There will be two icons. Just press the icon FOR, and you will have voted for me.
P.S. Please don't mistakenly press AGAINST! hahaha
Thanks so much! I appreciate the support.
Oh, by the way, you can vote 5 times in a 24 hour period. So please vote for me 5 times every day! Lori Alexia


From: Tenchi MasakiDate: Dec 23 2006 1:59 PM

Yo how you been? How is the production goin?"





Dec 24 2006 1:05 AM
Date Sent: 12/24/2006 1:05:00 AM

Body:yeah, I'll tell people. And I would definetly buy your autograph, keep up the good work!--


From: Lori Alexia
Date: Dec 23 2006 10:42 PM

Hi Phil. Thanks honey for the compliment! Since you like me I'm hoping that you will tell all of your friends to vote for me (I explain on the next line).Oh, and have the BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!


From: Phil
Date: Dec 21 2006 10:04 PMYou are so hot Lori that it isn't even funny" name=spamBody>
Subject:RE: RE: hey

Body:yeah, I'll tell people. And I would definetly buy your autograph, keep up the good work!






From: Lori Alexia Date: Dec 23 2006 3:03 PM
Hey Sweetie! Please personally email me at lorialexiaent@yahoo.com so that I can have your email address. Unfortunately, I don't know any production companies in Atlanta that produces porn. I do come to Atlanta alot when I'm Featuring, and I hope that you will come and see me. If you are really interested in getting into the Industry, you should contact some porn agencies. If you need me to help you with this I will.





Dec 24 2006 12:02 AM
Date Sent: 12/24/2006 12:02:00 AM

Body:When is that AVN? What the hell is AVN? I can remind you about doing another Justin Slayer movie. Just make sure you do another dance performance. Like the one you did in Phatty Girls. I've mentioned to you before that I already voted for you. Isn't there a time frame to when you can vote again?


From: Lori Alexia
Date: Dec 23 2006 6:27 PM

Hey again, Maurice.As you know, I'm first appearing in Las Vegas for the AVN. Then I'm heading back to LA for some upcoming movies I'm starring in. I do plan on working with Justin Slayer again. Do me a favor please: I work with a lot of companies; so working with Justin may slip my mind. I need you to remind me some time in February to book something with him. I would appreciate that much.As far as the Colts making it to Miami for the Super Bowl? HELL YEAH!


From: maurice
Date: Dec 19 2006 9:31 PM

I just read your blog. God you are so blessed to be able to take a entire year off from work.I can only dream about doing that. I'm sure that you are going to set things off in the 07. I'm telling you that you should do another flick with Justin Slayer. Do you think the Colts will make it to Miami for the Super Bowl?





Dec 23 2006 11:38 PM
Date Sent: 12/23/2006 11:38:00 PM

Body:I WOULD LOVE TO WORK WITH YOU ON A FILM


From: Lori Alexia
Date: Dec 23 2006 4:25 PM

Thanks for the invitation as well as the compliment. I'm not sure if you know, but I'm a Porn Star. I've been on the cover of over 250 magazines, so I cannot be considered rookie. However, if you have anything else I would love to check it out! If you want, you can personally email me at lorialexiaent@yahoo.com


From: I'M LOOKING FOR YOU! ARE YOU READY?
Date: Dec 22 2006 11:25 PM

HELLO, IF YOUR INTERESTED IN MODELING PLEASE HIT ME UP WITH SOME EXPERIENCE YOU'VE HAD. ALSO SEND ME A CONTACT NUMBER FOR A PHONE INTERVIEW. WE PAY 200K PER YEAR FOR NON-EXPERIENCED MODELS WITH A TRUE DESIRE AND DEDICATION TO ACHIEVE THE NECESSARY HIGHS AND LOWS OF THE MODELING BUSINESS.. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SPEAKING WITH YOU AS WELL AS HOPEFULLY TURNING YOU INTO A TRUE STAR THAT I SEE IN THESE WONDERFUL PICTURES... RESPOND ASAP ONLY ROOM FOR 2 MORE ENTRY LEVEL MODELS. GOOD LUCK, D RECRUITER/CO-OWNER "





Dec 23 2006 11:28 PM
Date Sent: 12/23/2006 11:28:00 PM

Body:The answer to your question is yes I'd buy it. It would give me a chance to find out more about you, I'm sure it would be quite interesting. I have your e-mail address and look forward to talking to you, take care Beautiful.

From: Lori Alexia
Date: Dec 23 2006 7:25 PM

Thanks for the compliments. I should be designing my page soon and adding more pics and interesting things. So keep checking me out!

From: BIG L
Date: Dec 23 2006 4:49 AM

Hey Sexy I was up Checking out your pics, Lori you are sooo easy on the EYES, I'll be logging off soon but I look forward to chatting with you real soon, Holla at a Brotha until then PEACE..."





Dec 23 2006 11:27 PM
Date Sent: 12/23/2006 11:27:00 PM

Body:Just wanted to let you that I love all of your scenes. I wish you all the best."





Dec 23 2006 11:26 PM
Date Sent: 12/23/2006 11:26:00 PM

Body:Hmmm...lets talk about it...here is my number call me if you like. Elliot. I live 30 miles north of nyc. And that would be nice if we met...;-)----------------- Original From: Lori Alexia


Date: Dec 23 2006 7:38 PM

Hi Elliot. You really touch me. I would love to come and see you! I will be in Las Vegas until after the AVN Awards; then I will be going back to LA late January to star in my upcoming films. Where do you live? Maybe if I'm not filming I can stop by or send you something nice. Leave me an address.

From: Elliot
Date: Dec 20 2006 1:21 AM

Cool...:-) I read your blog and noticed you said that you took a 1 year vacation. Any business that involves anything physical takes alot out of people...I understand why you took off...:-) And why are you depressed? This is the question that i wanted to ask you without you taking it offensively....I would like to have a conversation with you if you don't mind. Perhaps I can cheer you up...:-) if your still feeling a bit depressed...also I was thinking of going to the avn expo...perhaps we can link up for some dinner and/or conversation. And just wanted to let you know I will be undergoing a corneal transplant jan. 18th ( 4 days after my birthday ) if you would like to come out and visit, I can take you out to a good spanish restaurant ( that is if you like spanish food ) and go to SOB's ( no not son of bitches...:-) But Sounds Of Brazil...on different nights they have samba, latin, caribbean nights etc...people have told me about it...perhaps you can join me for some good relaxing hanging out while visiting...:-) May I offer you my numbers?Elliot

From: Lori Alexia
Date: Dec 19 2006 6:25 PM

Yes, I will be at the AVN this year. When I start featuring again I will travel to NY.


From: Elliot
Date: Dec 19 2006 7:56 AM

Really?...:-) I am flattered thank you. So are you attending the AVN expo in jah. 2007? And are you planning a trip out to ny sometime?Elliot


From: Lori Alexia
Date: Dec 18 2006 11:47 PM

Just trying to stay in touch with you.


From: Elliot
Date: Dec 16 2006 2:36 AM

I am E aka leindia@optonline.net aka elliot aka Eleazar Rodriguez...:-) I was the one who sent you this email:Hello Eleazar. I really do not remember you at this time. I do apologize but will you remind me? Thanks so much.E wrote: Hello and how are you doing, remember me? My nickname is elliot and my name is Eleazar Rodriguez. So what have you been up to lately? So now you know who this is right?


From: Lori Alexia
Date: Dec 15 2006 7:09 PM

Hey Sweetie. I got your email. Thanks. What's your last name? Is your first name Elliot? Hope all is well with you!


From: Elliot
Date: Oct 27 2006 10:00 AM

Ok...I am sending you an email from leindia@optonline.net in the subject line I will put down elliot aka Bubble Butt...:-)


From: Lori Alexia
Date: Oct 25 2006 11:53 AM

My personal email is lorialexiaent@yahoo.com. Email me anytime you want to talk! If you do personally email me be sure to include your first and last name and a nickname so that I can add you to my address book. Thanks! Don't forget to add yourself as a friend, if you haven't already.


From: Elliot
Date: Oct 23, 2006 11:05 PM

Great to hear that. Btw my name is elliot, nice to meet you. Where you in a slump when you mentioned that things are beginning to look up. I apologize if I am asking a personal question?--


From: Lori Alexia
Date: Oct 23, 2006 3:05 PM

I'm great! Things are beginning to look up for me again. Thanks for asking. Hope all is well with you. Keep in touch.


From: Elliot
Date: Oct 23, 2006 6:34 AM

Cool. thank you very much. How are you doing?


From: Lori Alexia
Date: Oct 22, 2006 8:48 PM

Hey! Sorry it's taken me SO long to get back to you. I've been extremely busy. Now that I'm back in the scene of things I should be checking my messages regularly. So, hit me back! Add yourself as a friend to me.


From: ElliotDate: Jun 29, 2006 2:04 AM

Hello and how are you doing? May I introduce myself?"





Dec 23 2006 11:14 PM
Date Sent: 12/23/2006 11:14:00 PM

Body:I seen u on the meanbitches web site and was woundering how can I become ur foot slave?U have unbelivable pretty feet"





Dec 23 2006 10:51 PM
Date Sent: 12/23/2006 10:51:00 PM

Body:Oh ok. I don't know anything about the biz. You are going to have to tell me about "the biz." How is the pay for this kind of profession? It would be nice if you could inform me about this kind of job or something. I'm interested.You have a Merry Christmas too and a Happy New Year


From: Lori Alexia
Date: Dec 23 2006 10:26 PM

Hello again. Unfortunately, I cannot hire you until I get behind the camera, and right now I'm working in front of the camera. However, the Director that shoots me can hire you to work with me if I request you. Do you know anything about the biz?Meanwhile, you have the BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!
By the way, I have a question because I'm doing a POLL: Would you buy my Autobiography if I produced one? Please give me an answer.
Also: I'm flattered to know that I am voted one of the Most Beautiful Non- Caucasion Women in the World!Please vote for me by logging onto http://www.wanderlist.com/nonwhitewomen
There will be two icons. Just press the icon FOR, and you will have voted for me.
P.S. Please don't mistakenly press AGAINST! hahaha
Thanks so much! I appreciate the support. Oh, by the way, you can vote 5 times in a 24 hour period. So please vote for me 5 times every day! Lori Alexia


From: The Cookie Monster
Date: Dec 21 2006 2:30 PM

ok you have proved to me that you are spontaneous lol. That beats me by a light year. How is the pay for your website. I'm sure you make a lot. Are you hiring? I'd like to work with you lol. seriously


From: Lori AlexiaDate: Dec 19 2006 6:39 PM

I want you to check out my new blog spot. clublorialexia.blogspot.com, and my website http://www.clublorialexia.com/





Dec 23 2006 10:21 PM
Date Sent: 12/23/2006 10:21:00 PM

Body:Beautiful you are, Im up for the challenge to write some pieces about you, it can help me with my wotrds and techniques, but my question is how do you want to set it up thanks for the love ; }


From: Lori Alexia
Date: Dec 23 2006 16:22

Byron,Thanks for the email. I would LOVE to check out your work. As you know, I'm a Porn Star, and maybe I can have you do a few pieces of poetry for me.If you want you can personally email me at lorialexiaent@yahoo.com


From: Byron
Date: Dec 22 2006 11:32 PM

Whats good Im a poet and I posted some new pieces on my page and Im asking people to come through read them and leave comments in my blog " .

CHRISTMAS JOKES

What To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like

10. Hey! There's a gift!

9. Well, well, well ...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity. And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don't like:

1. "I really don't deserve this."




Thank You Notes

One Christmas, mom decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties.

As a result, their grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks she had given.

The next year things were different, however.

"The children came over in person to thank me," the grandparent told a friend triumphantly.

"How wonderful!" the friend exclaimed. "What do you think caused the change in behavior?"

"Oh, that's easy," the grandmother replied. "This year I didn't sign the checks."




Christmas Present

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.

So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"

The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."

"And why did you take him?"

The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."

Just some CHRISTMAS jokes I found funny............

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A CHRISTMAS STORY

A Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season

A Funny Christmas Episode

Look what my friend found for me! It's a 1953 TV series episode DRAGNET. Its about Christmas. Its funny!

http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/tuner.php?channel=103&format=tv&theme=guide

Please VOTE for ME!

Hi Guys and Gals!

I'm flattered to know that I am one of the Most Beautiful Non- Caucasion Women in the World!

Please vote for me by logging onto
http://www.wanderlist.com/nonwhitewomen

There will be two icons. Just press the icon FOR, and you will have voted for me.

P.S. Please don't mistakenly press AGAINST! hahaha

Thanks and I love you!

Oh, by the way, you can vote 5 times in a 24 hour period. So please vote for me!

Lori Alexia

Lori Alexia

"Lori Alexia"

By Alexander The Poet


The first time she had entered a strip club,
It was in Memphis, Tennessee
Some dancer there gave her boobies a rub,
And the rest, is all history!

She got a job there and was on a roll,
She learned to do amazing things
Not just sliding her pussy on a pole,
She learned handstands and back handsprings!

But then she began dancing more and more,
Shaking that black ass night and day
And then in the year Two thousand and four,
She became Miss Nude USA!

She is a hot native of Barbados,
That don't have anorexia
She wears a pair of 6 inch stillettos,
She is Lori Alexia!

THE END

Pic and Research for this poem was found at her official website at:
http://www.clublorialexia.com

Jokes

Christmas Riddles

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D".

What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.

What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes?
A tannen-bomb. (tannenbaum)

What's red and white and red and white and red and white?
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous?
Holly-wood.

Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?
Because snow man is an island.





Afraid of Santa

A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "What's wrong with me? I'm afraid of Santa."

The psychiatrist said, "You must be Claustrofobic."

Business Success

Hi Guys, this is Lori Alexia. Don't think I'm silly and political and all. I just thought I should be eclectic. If I talk about a variety of things instead of just one subject all the time then you will enjoy me more. I promised that I would give you guys the very best of me. Besides, you can always skip to the topics you like best!





The Teddy Bear (A Holiday Drama In One Act)

The place: a holiday flea market in a church basement in Yonkers, N.Y.

The characters: a woman in her late 70s selling used household goods at one of the tables; her son, a heavyset man in his early 50s, who has taken the day off from work (and forgotten to shave) to help his mom with the flea market; a little girl of about 7, from a poor immigrant family, whose mother -- a parishioner of the church -- is running the food concession at the flea market.

The little girl, bored out of her skull with boiling water for hot dogs and making sandwiches, approaches the table. The woman eyes her carefully, making sure that the girl's sticky fingers don't touch too many of her precious tchotchkes. The girl's eyes light up when she sees a teddy bear -- used, but still lovable -- on the table. She gently removes the bear and cuddles it, letting the world know there is simply nothing on this earth she wants more than that teddy bear.

Little girl: How much is this bear, please?

Woman: That's $10, honey. He's a very valuable bear.

The little girl, crestfallen, puts the bear back on the table, says "thank you," and walks away.

Son: That poor kid -- she really wants the bear. Couldn't you have come down a bit?

Woman: That's a good bear, and you know it. I paid at least $20 for it, and that was a long time ago. I'm not giving it away.

As morning turns into afternoon, the little girl reappears from time to time, walking from table to table and looking at things. But her eyes keep returning to the teddy bear.

Late in the day, the woman leaves her table to go to the ladies' room. No sooner has she disappeared from sight than the little girl, waiting for this moment, runs up to the table and cuddles the teddy bear.

Son: You really like that bear, don't you, sweetheart?

Little girl: (nods her head)

Son: Would you like to buy him?

Little girl: Yes, but he's too much money.

Son: Do you have a penny?

Little girl (surprised): Y -- y -- yes.

Son: Well, if you really like the bear, I could sell him to you for a penny.

Little girl: But the lady said $10!

Son: I know, but we're having a special end-of-the-day sale right now. If you have a penny, the bear's yours.

Still a little suspicious, the little girl fishes through her pockets, and hands the son a penny. The son smiles, puts the bear in a plastic grocery bag, and hands it to the little girl. The little girl lights up brighter than the Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center, and runs shrieking from the room with the teddy bear clutched in her arms, the happiest child on planet Earth.

The son puts the penny in his pocket, and fishes a $10 bill out of his wallet. No sooner has he done this than his mother returns from the ladies' room.

Son: Good news, Ma. We sold the teddy bear (hands over the $10 bill).

Woman: Oh, good. Who bought it?

Son: That little girl who had her eye on it all day. Her mom must have given her the money (shrugs).

Woman (eyeing her son suspiciously): You didn't give her that bear, did you?

Son (looking offended and hurt): Mom, are you calling me a liar? I'm a lawyer! I don't give things away for nothing! I assure you, as God is my witness, the little girl paid for that bear!

We are all in business to make a profit, but sometimes there are more important things in life -- like remembering what Christmas and Hanukkah are all about, and teaching a kid a lesson about business she'll never forget as long as she lives, even if you take a $9.99 hit. The payback -- as the credit card ads say -- is priceless.

One more thing: If any of you ever meet my mom and tell her I sold that teddy bear for a penny, I will sue you for everything you're worth, put you and your entire family on welfare, and make you regret the day you were ever born.

Happy holidays to all, and to all a good night.





Chris Lytle's Sales Tip -- Selling Better While Having Fun

Chris Lytle's Sales Tip: "When I'm selling at my best, I'm more playful," said a seminar participant recently. "Work is more fun than fun," suggests Noel Coward. Selling at your best is fun. You smile more. You are more at ease with your customers and they react accordingly. Customers sit through plenty of boring meetings. What can you do to add a measure of "playfulness" to your next customer encounter? Click here to visit Lytle's site






Quote of the Day
J. C. Watts, former US Congressman

"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by, and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught."






Chris Lytle Tip -- Impressions

Chris Lytle Sales Tip: If you've ever made less than a positive first impression on a customer, remember this advice from a very wise person: "No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending."





VOCABULARY

Today's Word "metier"

metier \met-YAY; MET-yay\ (noun) - 1 : An occupation; a profession. 2 : An area in which one excels; an occupation for which one is especially well suited.

"No matter a person's metier, Ty seemed to want to push everyone into doing sales, feeling that greater profits were certain to follow."




Insurance report says '06 quiet year

NEW YORK (UPI) -- After years of record losses, insurers say they apparently got off lightly on natural and manmade catastrophes in 2006, a report says.

Economic losses worldwide hit around the $40 billion mark and cost property insurers $15 billion for the year, Swiss Re said in a preliminary report.

An estimated 30,000 people died in earthquakes, cold spells, windstorms and at sea.

Among the last 20 years, 2006 has produced the third-lowest insured losses, after 1997 and 1988, the Insurance Journal said. One major reason was the quiet hurricane season in the United States and surrounding countries.

Up to now, there were only three loss events in the billion-dollar range have made themselves felt: two tornados in the United States and a typhoon in Japan, the report said.

Copyright 2006 by United Press International








U.S. stocks go lower in light trading

NEW YORK (UPI) -- U.S. stocks were lower in light trading Thursday as investors turned their attention to the holiday break.

The Dow Jones industrials dropped 46.79 points, or 0.38 percent, at 12,417.08 in early afternoon trading.

Nasdaq was down 11.34, or 0.47 percent, at 2,416.27 and the Standard & Poor 500 was off 5.28, or 0.37 percent, at 1,418.25.

Crude oil prices fell $1.09 to $62.63 a barrel on the New York Mercantile Exchange a day after rising to a three-month high

Bonds were flat. The 10-year Treasury rose 1/32 to yield 4.59 percent. The dollar was little changed. The euro traded at $1.3177, compared with $1.3173 late Wednesday, while the dollar was at 118.27 yen from 118.37.

Overseas, Tokyo's Nikkei 225 closed up 0.22 percent at 17,067.83 and London's FTSE 100 lost 0.1 percent at 6,191.40.

In economic news, the U.S. Commerce Department said the U.S. gross domestic product grew at a 2 percent annualized pace in the third quarter, down from an estimate of 2.2 percent growth. The housing slump took a greater toll than expected.

Copyright 2006 by United Press International

Advice About Life

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

He has a brother from HELL!

This morning I woke up to my friend Ricky's brother Joey screaming at him about me sleeping over. He really didn't have a problem so much as me sleeping over, it's just that he has a problem with me sleeping over being Black. Of course Ricky is Italian. Joey hates Black people so much because his dad left his mom for a Black woman and his dad actually lived with this Black woman until he died. I guess that psychologically messed Joey up. I'm surprised Ricky isn't racist, considering his whole family is.

I'm really stressed out about this. I mean, every time his brother sees me he goes ballistic! It's like the mere sight of me brings about such hatred feelings. Even mentioning my name brings him to anger. Every time Joey sees me he rushes over to try and strike me but Ricky has to constantly push him off and away from me. He then stands there and calls me every nasty name he can think of until he's red, black, and blue in the face. Yes, he actually stands there so long calling me names that he actually turns three different colors. You ought to see it, it's like a freak show with him flapping, wailing, jumping around, screaming at the top of his lungs until he goes hoarse! Then when he's hoarse and too out of breath to talk he then lunges for me again to try and hit me or knock me down. And again Ricky pulls and pushes him away from me.

I really don't know how to handle this situation other than to leave Ricky alone. I'll have to stop being friends with him. I met Ricky a year ago at a (ironically) Italian restaurant. I wasn't even seated yet when he walked up to me and wooed me with his smoothness. I instantly knew that he wouldn't be more than just a friend but I was happy to take on another friend. We all need friends!

Oh, let me also say that Joey doesn't even live with him, Ricky lives alone. Somehow though Joey manages to run Ricky's household. What pisses me off and turns me off the most is that Ricky doesn't even stand up to his brother! He's like a little boy being picked on by a bully! That's so unattractive!

Anyway, luckily for me and my stress level Joey flew to Chicago today for the holidays and I guess he will be back in a few days. Ricky was supposed to be on that flight with him but decided to stay behind until tomorrow because he wanted to spend another day with me. I think all this animosity is a part of why I'm depressed lately.

Ricky isn't my boyfriend, he's just one of the many guy friends that I have. I actually spent Thanksgiving with him at a large get- together at his friend Stu's house. The dinner itself was great, but I grew quickly tired of their nonsense conversations -that didn't make any sense (at all!) and left.

You guys, I don't know what to do! I mean, I don't really want to stop hanging around him over this but I'm forced into that decision. I no longer feel comfortable around him because of all of this going on. I'm sure he will understand.

I need some opinions: What would you do if you were faced with this situation? How would you react? What would you say? How would you feel? Has something like this ever happened to you? C'mon, help me please!

Fan Mail

Hey it's Clay Campbell. I sent you a MYSPACE messageand you replied. But I have a feeling that this isnot Lori Alexia. If it is, than I am exstatic. I ama big fan of your work and have sevearl of your films. The dymes edition that I speak of is produced by VideTeam and was directed by Diana Devoe. Since youworked with her in Booty Shop, I would assume, shewould have approached you about being in Dymes 5. Infact, in Dymes 4, in her interview, Melodee Bliss saidyou were one of the sweetest people in the industry. How do you like her? I find it shocking that you datewhite guys. I think you were joking with me. If not,then explain the last white boy friend that you had. What was he like? Were you ever self conscious thatyou were in a inter racial relationship? I wouldreally like to hear your ideas on this subject. Ionly date women of color and love Carribean women. Mylast girl friend was from Jamaica.

Later,
Clay Campbell


Hello Clay,

I'm flattered that you wrote to me on my personal email. In case you are still wondering if this is really me, http://us.f830.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=lorialexiaent@yahoo.com is the only email address I have at the moment. I appreciate your compliments on my work! I work extremely hard to deliver the kind of quality movies you would enjoy and want to watch time and time again. I will check into the Dymes series and see if I have made an appearance in any of them. As far as the nice comment Melodee made about me, I'm honored to know that she likes me as well. You asked me about dating white guys and yes it's true that I do. The last boyfriend I had turned out to be a real asshole, which makes me more leery of the dating scene. I can understand why you asked this question but I've never been ashamed of being in public in an interracial relationship. My views on interracial dating: I've really only dated inter-racially because I think interracial couples are beautiful. Not to mention their kids will be beautiful! I think the whole world should get over itself and relax. I mean, the whole world is a melting pot anyway. What do you think? You mentioned that you only date women of color, but I think you should not limit yourself to one race like that. Beautiful women come in every color!

Hope to hear from you soon. Oh, by the way, I'm posting this to clublorialexia.blogspot.com. You should check it out.

Lori Alexia



Miss Lori Alexia,

How are you doing? Continually blessed because I know that I'am! Miss Alexia, I admire you as a beautiful, strong, charming, down - to - earth, and intelligent role model. You may ask - " role model "? Sure, why not? My Active Duty United States Army recruiter was an African - American woman and I was unemployed for about six months! Miss Alexia, to read your MySpace.com reply ( at my MySpace.com profile : RSTAR ) was like hearing from a good friend who I have not communicated with in a while. Please, take care and here is my mailing address:



- R R *


MySpace.com profile: RSTAR


Hi Ramon,

I appreciate your compliments and I am flattered to know you hold me to the highest regards. I never really considered myself a role model, but to the Adult Industry I suppose I am! Please keep in touch with me. I'm going to post this to clublorialexia.blogspot.com. I invite you to check it out!

With Love,

Lori Alexia



Lori,
I double clicked the Security Screen again and got a sign up screen from VideoTeam. I read the whole page and it never mentioned your name. I want to make sure if I sign up on this site that I can enter your's, Baby. It was $19.99 per month. Will signing up here get into your site, Sweety ??

Love Ya !!
Jerre,


Jerre,

Video Team is the company that hosts my clublorialexia.com website. When you do join clublorialexia.com you will view my whole website and all of its contents. You will also have access to all of my Adult Films that you can watch right over your computer! So, join and enjoy!

Lori



This email is between a lingerie designer and myself. He is designing a lingerie line after me called Lori Alexia by Christafo. It's kinda confusing but this is one of many emails we've sent to one another.

Lori says: Nina Capone, what a great name! Dennis, please remind me where I met you. I can't seem to remember.

As far as the shoot: I'm not sure where I would want it. Philly, I suppose since I'm so familiar with LA. Is it all expense paid, lodging, food, air fare?

Answer:

First, let me describe myself. My name is Dennis K. Hanna and I am a 31 year old African American entrepeuneur. I have been involved in the fashion industry for two years. I am highly interested in all facets of the fashion industry. I have a degree in Business Administration. I have two additional businesses aside from Christafo. Christafo is newly formed. I don't have formal fashion training, I just have a knack for it and I self taught myself everything. Don't worry your in great hands.

Ok, you can come to Philly but make sure because I have to set this up with the photographer and I have to be exact on when I want to schedule studio time. Remember, time is money. All expense will be paid (lodging, food, air fare etc.). I'll confirm an exact date once I recieve my lingerie samples. Lori, we never met I contacted you a couple of months ago regarding a similar assignment, but I never got an answer back. I first saw you in Black Tail magazine and I have conversed with Dynamite a few times. I just thought you jumped out of the pages to me. You and Ayana Angel are two girls I'd like to work with. Also, yes I am aware that you do porn as well (no disrespect but you give a hellacious bj) , that's perfectly fine with me, make your money (no harm no foul). Don't feel a certain way about being a porn star, that's exactly what I wanted for this line. From a business standpoint we know that the sex industry sells greatly. More and more businesses (major well known companies) are starting to find ways to harness that power and bring it into the mainstream. It's just business. I had already thought of harnessing that power years ago but I didn't have the money or support to do anything business wise with it...
Hi Dennis. I'm overwhelmed and both flattered that you want to use my name. However, I must ask if you are sure you want to do this? I would love for you to use my name and I'm all for this business venture. Please tell me what is involved? What do I have to do on my end? How much are you compensating my contract deal with you? For how long and how many shoots? I need great detail on this, please.

Answer:

This is an experiment to test my theory, but I am definitely sure I want to do this and I'm flattered you are excited about the opportunity to do this. You are a rising star in your industry and I feel my line in its totality will be the next big thing. I have spent over two years working and reworking my ideas, researching the market, and studying the fashion greats. I had to because I've started from scratch. Furthermore, my line will rival both Gucci and Versace. Ok, I can make the name change to Lori Alexia by Christafo. The only products involved for this line is lingerie and perfume (an aroma laced with phermones to increase sex drive, definitely not for children!). We will start there and see how the line fares before we get started on other things. Time wise, it can not be determined because we don't know how successful this will be. The material will definitely be hot, but there's no guarantees in this industry. So, remain even keel don't get too jacked up until you see sales numbers. On your end all you have to do is model and do what I ask of you. That mostly involves communicating. For example, I may have you do homework where I'd say Lori look up information on blah blah plant, I want to see what chemical components it's made of to do a formula for a Spring perfume. I need the information in a timely manner and professionally done. That's just an example. I would only do this to keep you on your toes, because if I find that you are not seriously pursuing this in spirit, I will drop the whole thing. I will not do it if you take it for granted. Remember, you are a lucky one. Mainly you are the subject of an experiment and your job is to obey my orders as assigned and collect your money. Once you sign the contract then I will set you up with video conferencing that way we can meet electronically. We will do out meetings this way. We would only meet face to face for modeling shoots. Compensation wise I will do a 65/35 split with you on all profits made from that line. So, if the product grosses 5M then 4M will be set aside for Christafo the business as capital gains. Then the remaining 1M is our profit. So I would get $650,000 and you would get $350,000. There is no way you can't beat that deal, because you are basically doing nothing but modeling every 3 months and allowing your name to be used. So, the more excited you become about the idea, then the more inspired I will become which in turns could mean higher profit potential. You are of course free to do other projects, the only stipulation in the contract is that you don't model for a rival company selling lingerie. Modeling clothes, etc. for other people is fine just not lingerie. The contract is definitely non-restrictive and you can leave anytime. I also have to have you sign a confidentiality agreement because you will not be currently allowed to go into great detail about the Christafo line. This is important for my marketing purposes. Other than that, this is what entails the idea. I still need your measurements.

thanks,

Dennis



Miss Alexia,


Anyone who inspires me with their hard - work and passion to be the best that I cane be is a ROLE MODEL ( regardless of the occupation, gender, nationality, sexual preference, or social status )! I consider you a role model because you move me to the heart and I look forward to donating $100 to your fan club ( the Fort Lee military base's internet systems will automatically filter any website featuring Adult content ). I'am a student in the classroom and a candle wick. YOU ARE THE EXPERIENCED INSTRUCTOR, A BURNING FLAME GOLDEN ORANGE NEAR THE DARKENED SEASHORE GENTLY TOUCHING ME, FLICKERING AS I SWIM TO THE SEASHORE; A TEDDYBEAR WHEN I'AM FRIGHTENED OF THE SKELETONS IN MY CLOSET! I could never imagine your job and the pressure of your agency, management, and fans. But, I know that you are a wonderful woman, lady, and friend.





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Good Morning Lori,
I'll keep on till I get joined in your site, Baby. I'm sure it will be a pleasure to go there every day.....especially if it has you and your beautiful body there !! You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.....but, I'm sure hundreds or thousands of men (and women) have told you that !!

Have a wonderful day and keep in touch, Sweety !!

I Love You !!
Jerre



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Okay...read your diary. I'm now caught up on you andyour whereabouts during the last year. And good foryou...nothing like taking off time...AND A YEAR TOBOOT!!! Good for you kiddo.So...did you travel in that time? Did you play? Didyou travel and play? What does one do with themselvesfor a whole year?!And what's next? Sounds like you're ready to get busyagain. That could be "dangerous" ;)Be good and good luck.

Tony



Hey Tony!

This year I cannot remember anything spectacular happening, so obviously nothing spectacular happened. I just had a lazy year. When I worked at the Spearmint Rhino for those four months I hardly ever went to work. It was just as good as not working at all since I only went in maybe twice a week! I cannot imagine taking any time off in 07. I plan on working the whole year with no breaks. Hell, I don't need a break, right? Do me a favor: look for me in 07 really doing it big!

Lori Alexia



Matt: hey jw do u have any pix of yourself or no?

Hi Matt,

Check out my website at http://www.clublorialexia.com/, there are pics of me there and a lot of places on the net if you want to Google search me. On Google you find a lot of information on me, as well as loads of pictures, and all of my movies.



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No doubt. I checked the blog entitled Lazy Girl but the other one didn't turn up. I'll try it again. I didn't no you had a year vacation from the porn industry. What made you want to take that vacation? Was it very strenuous? Soon as you make that first shoot keep me posted lol. One love.

Devante Lexx


Devante,

I really don't know why I decided to just disappear for a year. The Porn/Adult Industry can tend to wear on you. It's frustrating sometimes because actors have to deal with a lot of negative publicity, gossip, assholes, backstabbing friends, and people trying to get ahead by using you. This Industry can be so negative. I never developed a thick skin til now. Hopefully, this time around I'll be able to handle the pressures instead of caving in.

Lori Alexia



Hello Lori:

I have quite a few projects available for you. First, I want you to be a feature model for my lingerie line(for an online catalogue). Second, I have some casual clothing(for a magazine shoot) that I want you to model. The lingerie project would be an immediate need. I need those shots in January. The casual clothing would be in late March. The concept for the lingerie is "naughty but nice". So I thought of you for this project, because you are gorgeous and have that all important sex appeal. I noticed that you live in California, so you don't have to travel here to Philly if you don't want to, I do have a photographer in L.A. (Damien Smith). However, if you wish I can have you flown over to Philly, all expenses paid including hotel accomodations, spend thrift $, etc., it's up to you. I just need to know your availability so that I can set this all up. As far as pay, I can pay you $500 per shoot. If you wish to become a contract model for my fashion line then the pay will be heftier. If you do decide to become a model for my fashion line you'll have to sign a contract and confidentiality agreement. So just let me know, I'm a businessman always looking for new and improved ways to make money. So I hope you decide to make $$$ with me.

D




Hey April. Listen, I really need a publicist. I know that last year you told me that you would represent me. Are you still with Jeff Mullen's company?

I left the industry for a year and now I'm about to make a comeback. I left due to needing a break. I was burnt out. I'm coming back but I need your help. The last shoot I did was in December 05 with Suze Randall for her video collection, website and Score Magazine.

Are you willing to help me?

Lori Alexia


Hello Sweetie,

Of course I’m willing to consider helping you. I actually work with Pure Play Media not Jeff Mullen’s (All Media Play) J I just started my own company and am only choosing a few individual girls to represent. What exactly are you looking for?

Glad to hear you took a break and are ready to come back…we missed you J

XO
April J



Lori, Thanks for taking the time to respond to me on Myspace, I know you are extremely busy, and I hated to bother you with such a trivial question. Please feel free to stay in touch, and If you ever get a chance give me a call (770) 401-4779. Do you ever travel to Atlanta?

Kellyian


Hey Kellyian. Thanks for the email. I go to Atlanta quite often actually. Hopefully I will run into you. Have a wonderful Christmas! Lori Alexia


You have a wonderful Christmas as well!! Ensure you call me when you come to Atl., or just to chat. I'm sure you would find the conversation rewarding, what do you have to loose? : - ) Hope to hear from you soon. Kellyian



Hey there sexy and how are you? I would like to get to know you and your very sexy body very well so how about the two of us working at getting everything all setup.
And my name is Don Thomas.



hey i was just curious, i have joined this site but i cant find were u would go if i wanted to leave it at some point pls could you help?



Names Lamar. We spoke on myspace yesterday… I was emailing you to see what’s good with you and what are you up to….



I am a big fan of you please let me know when you are going to do anal videos?



Dear Lori

I am developing an adult Internet radio station that is going to be based in Atlanta, Georgia. I have been a fan of yours since you first came on the scene. I wanted to ask if I could get you out of “Porn Valley” for a few weekends. I know that if you were one of our on air personalities your show would be a success. I would like for you to consider being on air for us Saturday nights from 9-10pm. You would be part of a two-girl team during this time. The show will be a call in show so you will be hearing from your fans. Topics could be on anything that’s happening in the adult industry, especially information on women of color in the industry. You can promote anything that you are doing, i.e. appearances and projects. I would bring you into Atlanta Saturday afternoon and you would be back in LA Sunday evening. We will not be online until late Feb. Lori, if this interest you please let me know then I will go into details with you.

Sincerely,
David Wade
Vesuvius Productions


Hi David,

I am very much interested in the business opportunity. Let me know how to go about this. When are you looking for me to start?

Lori Alexia




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I will seek and find you . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.All my love,The FluNow, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!



Just dropping you a quick mail from my personal account as apposed to myspace (MrHealan), im Tom Healan, dont really have a nickname, keep in touch love to hear from you perssonally, and up date me aon your proffesional life as well as long as its not loads of spam :-]all the bestTom


Hello Lori-I received your letter yesterday-about you having me add myself as your friend on the website,and i would love to please meet you really soon.I want to make an appointment with you to meet you to start being your very sexy,erotic,passionate oral servant very soon!May i please make this appointment with you soon to please you so much as your very,very good and satisfying oral toe,leg,innerthigh and pussyworshipping servant?I want so much to taste and orally worship and please all of your toes,your feet,your legs and every inch of your awsome innerthighs-and i want so much to lick all up and down your sweet slit and lick and suck your lips and your clit so good!!Please write me back soon to let me know when we can meet soon for this session.I realize that your time is valuable-so just let me know if i can make some sort of donation to you for your time,and how much of a donation i can make to you for this session.And if it is possible-i would love having many more sessions like this with you.Please email me back soon to let me know!Thank you so much Lori!-Fred



This is Andrew Mitchell from myspace, and I wanted to see how things were going with these days. As for myself, I'm just trying to save some money so that I can relocate out east, Philadephia to be more precise, or to Texas. What about yourself? I know we briefly talked about you leaving the adult film industry, however you never expressed what exactly you desire to do? Also, have you ever thought about starting your own production company? Just a thought. Hope to hear from you soon. Take care.



Ambition: "Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of Richest People in America. And if I'm not there, I go to work."- Robert Orben




NASA & THE BIBLE

Thought this was pretty amazing and interesting!!

For all the scientists out there, and for all the students who have a hard time convincing these people regarding the truth of the Bible, here's something that shows God's awesome creation, and that He is still in control.

Did you know that the space program is busy proving that what has been called "myth" in the Bible is true?

Mr. Harold Hill, President of the Curtis Engine Company in Baltimore, Maryland, and a consultant in the space program, relates the following development.

I think one of the most amazing things that God has done for us today happened recently to our astronauts and space scientists at Green Belt, Maryland .

They were checking out where the positions of the sun, moon, and planets would be 100 years and 1,000 years from now.. We have to know this so we won't send up a satellite and have it bump into something later on in its orbits.

We have to lay out the orbits in terms of the life of the satellite and where the planets will be so the whole thing will not bog down.

They ran the computer measurement back and forth over the centuries, and it came to a halt. The computer stopped and put up a red signal, which meant that there was something wrong with either the information fed into it or with the results as compared to the standards.

They called in the service department to check it out, and they said, 'What's wrong?' Well, they found there is a day missing in space in elapsed time.

They scratched their heads and tore their hair out.. There was no answer.

Finally a Christian man on the team said, 'You know, one time I was in Sunday School, and they talked about the sun standing still.' While they didn't believe him, they didn't have an answer either, so they said, 'Show us, '

He got a Bible and went to the book of Joshua where they found a pretty ridiculous statement for any one with 'common sense.'

There they found the Lord saying to Joshua,

'Fear them not, I have delivered them into thy hand; there shall not a man of them stand before Thee.'

Joshua was concerned because he was surrounded by the enemy! And if darkness fell, they would overpower them. So Joshua asked the Lord to make the sun stand still! That's right... 'The sun stood still and the moon stayed and lasted not to go down about a whole day!' (Joshua 10:12-13)

The astronauts and scientists said, There is the missing day! They checked the computers going back into the time it was written and found it was close but not close enough. The elapsed time that was missing back in Joshua's day was 23 hours and 20 minutes . not a whole day.

They read the Bible, and there it was about [approximately] a day. These little words in the Bible are important, but they were still in trouble because if you cannot account for 40 minutes, you'll still be in trouble 1000 years from now.

Forty minutes had to be found because it can be multiplied many times over in orbits. As the Christian employee thought about it, he remembered somewhere in the Bible where it said the sun went BACKWARDS.

The scientists told him he was out of his mind, but they got out the Book and read these words in 2 Kings that told of the following story: Hezekiah, on his death bed, was visited by the prophet Isaiah who told him that he was not going to die. Hezekiah asked for a sign as proof. Isaiah said 'Do you want the sun to go ahead 10 degrees?'

Hezekiah said, 'It is nothing for the sun to go ahead 10 degrees, but let the shadow return backward 10 degrees.' Isaiah spoke to the Lord, and the Lord brought the shadow ten degrees BACKWARD! Ten degrees is exactly 40 minutes!

Twenty-three hours and 20 minutes in Joshua, plus 40 minutes in Second Kings make the missing day in the universe! Isn't it amazing?

References: Joshua 10:8 and 12,13 and 2 Kings 20:9-11. Forward this to as many people who you believe would think this is equally as cool. If God could do this then; how much more can he do for us today. If we only believe in his word. Never be afraid to try something new.

All I have and all that I am is by the Grace of God!



Hey you. I just wanted to say hello, It's your boyMarco G. from Myspace. Hope all is well with you??? Do you ever come to the East coast??? Let me knowwhat's new with you. Hit me when you can. Marco G. aka "The GLORIOUS One"



Hey there sexy and how are you? I would like to get to know you and your very sexy body very well so how about the two of us working at getting everything all setup.
And my name is Don Thomas.



Hello, Lori

I just wanted to drop you a quick line. Thanks again for your kindness and welcoming me as a friend to your myspace friend list. Like I mentioned before. Let me know the last adult film that you do. I will make sure I pick it up. My favorite flick of your is Phatty Girls # 5. I love that scene when you were dancing in that living room. Damn you are fine chick. So let me know?

Maurice Lunsford aka thesouthener



hey this is hasan aka singer boy from myspace.. just stoppin by to say whats up



hey sexy,
I'm Bruno from Myspace (full name Bruno Colas),
how u doin sexy?
so where do you live? do you travel often? tell me more about you cutie ...
I hope we can hook up and hang around soon if you have time ... because I like to have fun, I know how to have fun in the Bay Area (SF, Oakland, ...) and in Paris ...




ok.......just add in Timothy Owens..............a nickname.....ummmmm....how about ......Tiimmmaaaayyyyy!!

How is everything? Are you still filming movies? Dancing? Are you planning on going ot AvN this year? I'd like to go but I don't know if I can get the time off. I won't have vacation til March......if I take the days off w/o pay I will be hurting for rent.......
I'd love to go just to be able to see everyone. And to get away from work. It'll be sooooooo cold by then that I may just take the time off anyway.

Have a great night and I'll talk with you soon,

T" Life's a garden.....dig it."




Hey Baby

We just traded some messages on myspace. I mentioned investing and hopefully I will meet you in nyc.etc etc. I added myself to your friend list(I think - I am a myspace moron).
Vegas - very nice. What are your favorite restaurants and types of food? I am a steak guy.
I heard the Beyonce cd - I thought it was okay. I liked Freakum Dress. I have seen her a few times. I am willing to bet you are hotter in person. Hopefully I will get a chance to find out:):):)
What about concerts??

Mike Touster
Nickname: Mike Touster :):):):):)



hey sexy mami...I got your Yahoo email address from myspace...when are you going to be in the San Francisco area?...are you looking for bi females to play with?...dI have bi female friends that like to have fun and play..are you on Yahoo IM?...do you play in your spare time?...let me know if you want to get together and party sometime...hit me up -Eddie Vasquez- nickname "Eddie"-
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Hey what's up Sexy? This Brandon L. Pka Villa Nova from myspace.. Here's my personal email lock me in k talk to you soon....Brandon L.



just hitting you up so you have my email..anyways, so whats going on with you in your life?.. anything exciting you're working on? as for me, i'm really busy right now finishing editing and scoring a feature film. also i'm in the middle of producing a new tv show for playboy tv which is turning out great so far. i'm also writing a ton of music for my new album.. hope all is well with you and you have continued success.. hit me up anytime sweetie..scott



Hey,How are you? Just wanted to follow up on the firstemail. So tell me something I can't learn from readingyour page. What did you think of my page? How longhave you been wanting to be in the entertainment biz?Ok enough from me now. Hit me when you get a chanceand take care.

H




Hello Lori,

Thanks for the email address. It's good to finally hear from you. I saw you at last years AVN convention near the Red Light District booth but didn't get over in time to introduce myself to you, so it's nice to get the chance to talk to you.

-Ron




first i would lift u up and throw u on the bed then i would kiss u passionately then i would begin nibbling on ur ear as i rub ur tits harder and harder with my right hand and stroakin and carresin ur inner thigh with my left moving back and forth moving closer and closer to ur pussy i get so close i begin to rub with only 3 fingers i begin to circle it slowly my fingers get so close u can feel the heat from my fingers on ur clit then i pull away i then begin to suck on ur neck moving lower and lower on ur body to ur shouders i begin mussaging ur body likin and kissin and suckin every spot that i touch. i start with ur shoulders and move and down ur arms slowly makin my way down ur chest to ur tits i begin sucking on them and rubin them harder and harder till u beg me to move lower my mouth beginning to water as i slowly move down ur stomach makin sure i do not miss a spot as i move by ur belly button i begin to treat it like ur pussy lickin it as i rub the sides spreadin it apart likin it never takin my eyes of it until u ask me for the real thing i begin to move lower and lower the moisture from my lips begins to drip down onto ur pussy as i begin to move around it down to ur knees (lol the more anticipation is good) i begin to hum as i kiss ur inner thigh and mussage it so it feels a vibrator is moving up ur leg i slowly move and once again pool away going down to ur feet where a little known spot is that increases a womans sex drive makin it easier for her to O then i move up to ur pussy lift u up by the ass cheaks myssaging them and begin to slowly rub the tip of my cock on ur ass cheaks back and then i bend over so i can lick ur pussy makin sure i lick up if any all ur cum. my tounge curling around ur clit circling in and out in and out. then i set u on the ground and begin to mussage ur tits i rub the bottom of ur boobs while i lick ur tits with my tounge rollin back and forth on ur tits as my free hand slides into ur pussy back and for while my thumb rubs ur clit every time it goes in then as i suck ur tits i slide my hand down ur spine to ur ass and then ill move my mouth slowly down lickin while my hands pleasure u then ill begin to lick ur pussy with one hand as my tounge rolls in and out of it using my free hand to mussage ur clit with my thumb and pinky spreadin ur pussy apart while my other hands mussage ur g-spot deep inside ur pussy. then i turn around and begin slowly rubin my cock up and down ur body as i begin to give ur pussy the attention it deserves stroakin and mussagin the clit with both hands movin my body into every lick as i begin to lick the g spot and clit with complete focus makin sure i suck any cum that get out of ur body swollowing it (hoping to stick a vibraitor in hear to help) then as i am about to cum i ask u where u want me to stickin it any where u want if in ur pussy i hold it in wait till ur about to cum holding it back and letting it out like a hose i begin to put u against the wall so u can feel the full force of ever fuck and begin to bang u like a drum every thrust like a sledge hammer as i throw my body into every fuck then ild lift u up and sit in my wheelchair and grind and thrust u deeply onto my dick continuously giving u every thing ive got slamming ur ass or pussy over and over hard onto my dick usin gravity to bang u even harder movin faster and faster each time i begin to bend u over so i can suck ur neck as u feel my dick growin inside u pulsing ready too burst. i start to angle ur body so i fuck u horizontally so my dick goes in even deeper every time i fuck u I then begin to carry u into the shower sweat and water dripping down our bodies as i fuck u harder and harder gruntin and moanin with every thrust to make sure all my power goes into it i take u to my hot tub and turn on the jets i begin to put ur ass against the spas jets and begin to eat u out my tounge digging deep into ur pussy as i spread ur ass mussaging it allowing the jets to hit it. I ben u over and i then begin to mussage ur tits from behind with one hand and ur pussy with another as i begin to thrust back and forth into ur ass going in as deep as i can moving the stroke of ur pussy and tits the same as my thrust so u feel it all over moving harder and faster each time till i cannot give u anymore


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Dear Lori,
I'm happy to hear from you, I've E-mailed two or three times and didn't hear back. I was starting to get worried. I was worried you might have started messing with drugs and gone down hill. I've seen that happen to good girls before. I'll call you when I get a chance in a few days. Every time I drive by your old shop I take a long look and think how nice it was when you were living here in Mobile. You will always be a friend and I'm always here if there is anything I can do for you. I "Google" your name monthly to see whats new with you. I'm so glad I went on that trip with you, I had a great time. I'll talk to you soon.

Adrien





PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their e-mail. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must re! alize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or! make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.! LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to! accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime.



Hello Lori:

Thanks for replying. In regards to the name of the lingerie line, I may change the name of the lingerie line after you and call it Alexia by Christafo (sensual couture). Then I can further compensate you by giving you a residual for usage of your name etc. I'm a little upset with my business partner and may get rid of her because she is lazy. This is something right up your alley and not difficult to do. So let me know what you decide on being a contract model asap. That way I can create a new logo centered around you instead. Waiting for your reply...

thanks,

Dennis



Let me give you a very GOOD REASON to stay in Las Vegas, and NOT move back to Los Angeles.

First, Nevada is one of only SEVEN states, that has NO STATE INCOME TAX. The other 6 are: Florida, Washington State, Tennessee, Texas, Alaska and Wyoming. If you stay here in Las Vegas, you can avoid paying ANY state income tax, even if you work in other states, on occasion.

Not only that, I know how you could live in a RENT-FREE apartment, right here in Las Vegas, and you would NOT have to "screw the landlord," either. There would be NO SEX REQUIRED, to live RENT-FREE in this apartment.

I know one gal who did, and what she did, was she put what she was gonna pay in rent money, into a savings account for herself. When she finally moved out of the rent-free apartment, after FOUR YEARS, she had saved up a total of $17,000.

That's a true story, and it can be proven, and verified.

I've seen plenty of photos of you, of course, and I have attached a photo of myself. I apologize if you are seeing it for the second time; I can't remember if I ever sent it to you, previously.

OK, I've given you MY mailing address, and it is now time for YOU to give me YOUR mailing address. And, if you want details about the rent-free apartment, let me know, because it is a very real offer, and again, NO SEX IS REQUIRED, ever.

As you know, rent is the single-largest expense, a person has, every month.

"Scorp"



Hello Lori!!My name is George from Florida. I just wanted to write and let you know that I think you are totally gorgeous and I appreciate you and your work more than you'll ever know. I am disabled from birth with Cerebral Palsy. A lot of my motor skills and ability to balance is afftected by it. I use a wheelchair in all of my daily activities. There is nothing wrong with my brain as I have a full four year college degree and I have the same needs and desires as most anyone else. This includes sexual fulfillment too.I have been a collector of adult materials for over 20 years and I do follow the industry closely. I am able to achieve some sexual positions, but not all of them. I deserve to experience all the feelings and emotions associated with this. To supplement my sex life, I like to watch videos so I can see other beautiful people doing all the things I can't physically do. I am one of the friendliest guys you would ever hope to meet with total and complete respect for you and what you do and why you do it. I happen to be white, but appreciate beauty in all colors and races and sizes. The adult industry gets so much negative press that I figured you might like to read something about the positive things your work can do and has done. I am not your average fan. Some people who buy adullt films buy them for the wrong reasons, to degrade women among other things, giving the industry and people like me who find your work useful, therapeutic, and educational by the way a bad name. I am friends with a few other actresses who I email and they email me back sometimes. You have a beautiful skin tone and I would love it if you could find it in your heart to send me a note back. I can be reached at harpman1@bellsouth.net anytime. I have been a harmonica player for 32 years, in clubs and restaurants for 18 years hence the unusual email address. I hope to meet you and just shake your hand and smile and tell you exactly what you and your work has done for me in the future. I'm hoping to attend the big Vegas show in January. That way I can meet all the stars. Once again thank you for everything you do for me and God Bless. I look forward to hearing back from you.

Your Friend and Dedicated Fan,
George



Hi Lori,

Glad to see you getting back into action. I've picked up a couple of your DVD's and they are smokin'.

I saw you when you were in Providence for the feature showcase a while ago. Any plans to come back to New England? I'd love to see you again.

Merry Cristmas and a Hellova New Year!
Jerry

This is so funny!

Before I tell you guys what's so damn funny I must tell you that Indianapolis won!
By the way, I didn't sleep all day like I did the day before. I actually woke up early and began checking my email. Believe it or not, it actually took me about 10 hours to go through all my emails. I kid you not! I should either become a faster reader or hire a kid secretary for a $1 an hour.

Anyway, a friend of mine sent this to me today. It is so funny that I had to share it with you guys:


"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack Nicholson

" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." --Robin Williams

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" --Dustin Hoffman

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." --Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." --Robin Williams

Lazy Girl

I have really been lazy lately. I mean, just this morning I slept til 11. The only time I would leave the bed is to go to the bathroom, and I didn't even want to do that! Since I did finally get out of bed to relieve myself I thought I ought to take advantage of this "up time" and write in my Diary.

You know, it's not so much that I'm lazy; it's just that I've been really depressed lately. Maybe I have a case of the "holiday blues", who knows? All I know is that I'm itching for some serious action, or at least for something extremely exciting to happen.

I think the reason I've been really depressed lately is because I miss filming. As you know, I took a year off from porn for some vacation time. I really only needed a short break, but the break ended up turning into a year's vacation. Last December, after my last shoots, I moved to Las Vegas and started dancing at the Spearmint Rhino Gentleman's Club. I only worked there for about 4 months and I then took the rest of the year off. I cannot believe myself that I actually took a year off!

The last porn shoots I did were last December for Suze Randall, her website, her video collection and Score Magazine. After that, I disappeared completely from the Industry. Now I'm ready to make a comeback. A very serious comeback. This time around though I'm going to make a much bigger and much better impact!

Anyway, I'm about to go and watch some Monday Night Football: Cincinnati vs. Indianapolis. Peyton Manning is the shit!

I'll let you know who wins!