My ex- girlfriend Leah from Scottsdale, AZ called me last night and told me she just made it into Las Vegas. OMG! Watch out Las Vegas! This girl is a maniac. She totally knows how to party. If you think I'm wild, think twice.
I have seen my ex take on 12 guys at one time in her apartment. Nope, I'm not kidding! This happened about two years ago. I actually came over early morning (about 4am) and she literally had 12 guys gang banging her and cum flying everywhere. For a moment I just stood there frozen stiff (but only for a nano-second!), then I started cursing because I didn't bring my camera. Fuck!
Anyway, she was so into performing that she did not know I had come inside. I mean, you guys should have seen this! Damn, I'm a Porn Star, but I was still AMAZED, but this happened before I actually got into porn.
Leah just called me and said that she and her boyfriend were still at the Palms Hotel and Casino partying with the Cowboys. There's a Rodeo Convention going on this week here in Vegas. I can imagine right now that she is up on a mechanical bull riding butt ass naked and drunk, and yelling "Yee Haw!" And I bet she has fallen off by now and got up laughing.
That girl is a mess, but I love her. Besides, she is my fucking ex- girlfriend and she knows how to fucking party!
I'm going to go and shower and meet her and her new boyfriend at the Palms. Promise to fill in the details of this weekend once I sober.
Ciao.
Saturday, January 6, 2007
2006 AVN Awards Show
I absolutely CANNOT sleep! I'm tossing and turning. I'm sure you can see that it's 3:30 in the morning. I'm way too excited about AVN this year because I've been away from the Porn Industry for a whole year. Yes, guys, I took off for a 1 year vacation.
I am complete mess right now! I cannot decide what to wear, or how I should wear my hair, or even what makeup I'm going put on. I can't even decide who's booths I'm visiting first.
Last year I was nominated for three awards: Best New Starlet of the Year, Rookie Starlet of the Year, and Industry's Best Butt! It felt awesome being a nominee; especially being nominated only 2 months after entering the Industry. I'm really proud of myself at this moment for making such great accomplishments.
I left the Industry for a year because I felt like I needed a break. Even after a short period of time it can become stressful. Because I was brand new to Porn, it was very difficult for me to deal with the lime light, paparazzi, and publicity. What I had to learn on my year hiatus is that you have to accept the bad along with the good. I just now finally accepted the bad because it balances out the good.
I'm way too excited about reuniting with my Porn Star friends!, and going to all the jammed packed clubs to get my party on. I will be drinking and dancing on tables all night. And I will make sure I take as many pictures as possible to show you guys.
I am complete mess right now! I cannot decide what to wear, or how I should wear my hair, or even what makeup I'm going put on. I can't even decide who's booths I'm visiting first.
Last year I was nominated for three awards: Best New Starlet of the Year, Rookie Starlet of the Year, and Industry's Best Butt! It felt awesome being a nominee; especially being nominated only 2 months after entering the Industry. I'm really proud of myself at this moment for making such great accomplishments.
I left the Industry for a year because I felt like I needed a break. Even after a short period of time it can become stressful. Because I was brand new to Porn, it was very difficult for me to deal with the lime light, paparazzi, and publicity. What I had to learn on my year hiatus is that you have to accept the bad along with the good. I just now finally accepted the bad because it balances out the good.
I'm way too excited about reuniting with my Porn Star friends!, and going to all the jammed packed clubs to get my party on. I will be drinking and dancing on tables all night. And I will make sure I take as many pictures as possible to show you guys.
Wednesday, January 3, 2007
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
16 THINGS TO DO AT WALMART
16 things to do @ walmart
1.get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
1.get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
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